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GREEN GREAT-DRAGONS, THE PATRIARCHS OF THE DRAGONKIND

SORRY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PARTICIPATE IN TODAY'S TOMBOY TUESDAY DUE TO WORK

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MOLECULAR PHYLOGENISTS DECLARING THAT CATFISH HAVE A CLOSER COMMON ANCESTRY WITH CATS THAN WITH FISH

OH NVM IM BLIND

BROTHER THATS A FUCKIN CATFISH

HOW TU BEST POWER TRAMWAY/LIGHT RAIL OFF AN IN-GROUND CONTACT LINE, SOMEWHERE IN THE RAIL

INSTEAD OF OVERHEAD WIRE

AND WITH MINIMUM RISK OF FRYING WILDLIFE OR SHORTING WITH RAINWATER AND DEBRIS

THAT GARAGE HAS ALREADY SALED

RATIONING

ONE POGGER PER PERSON PER DAY

YOOOOOO I FOUND THE LOCAL CRACKHEADS SECRET HOMELESS TENT

NO PICS BUT ITS BEHIND A STRIP MALL IN THE REEDS

"HI ADAM HERE WITH THE MOST MILQUETOAST NAIIVE LIBERTARIAN TAKE ON THE SITUATION"

WERE WORKING ON TWELVEFOOTERS SON

GET CHOUR FAGGOT ASS

B A B Y LADDER ON OUTTA HEA

HEY ANIMAL MURDERERS LOOK AT THIS DELICIOUS IMITATION MEAT IM EATING YEAH IM A VEGAN SO UNLIKE YOU GUYS I DONT TORTURE AND MURDER ANIMALS TO CONSUME THEIR FLESH, I JUST EAT PLAYDOUGH THAT LOOKS LIKE IT AND ITS SO MUCH HEALTHIER AND BETTER FOR ME TOO, I CAN FEEL DUPONT CHEMICAL RED DYE #4 CROSSING THE BLOOD BRAIN BARRIER AS WE SPEAK!

I SAW A HORSE GET SNAGGED ON A BRIAR THORN BY THE SKIN ON ONE OF THE REAR CANNONS, AND SKIN IT LIKE TAKING OFF A SOCK

I LIVED WITHOUT CONVENIENCES AND IT SUCKED MASSIVE DICK

THEN I LIVED WITH ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF CONVENIENCE AND IT WAS BASICALLY AS GOOD AS ALL MODERN AMENITIES

HAVING SOLID WALLS AND ROOF AROUND YOU IS WORTH A HUNDRED THOUSAND ELECTRICITIES

BEING ABLE TO BOIL A GIANT STOCK POT OF WATER AND HAVE A TOWEL BATH IS 98% OF WHAT A HOT SHOWER PROVIDES

THE ACTUAL BIG DEAL BREAKERS ARE

1 INSECURE LOCATION

HAVING TO BE PARANOID ABOUT COPS AND NIGGERS, PLANNING OUT ESCAPES LIES AND FIGHTS

2 LONELINESS

DEALING WITH THESE TWO IS WORTH LOSING NINETY PERCENT OF MODERN COMFORTS, AND I KNOW EVERYONE YONE IS GETTING DOGGED DOWN BY THESE TWO FACTORS INCREASINGLY

MY BRIEF PONTIAC STINT JUST EXACERBATED THE PROBLEM FOR ME

OH I LOOK VERY CONCERNED AND PEEVED AND GO LIKE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE THING IN SWITZERLAND? THEY SEND UP THESE GIANT TRUCKS AND PUMPS LIKE SEPTIC SERVICE TYPE, UP INTO THE SCENIC SWISS ALPS

AND THEY START SUCKING UP ALL THE MIST THAT FORMS IN THE MORNING, WITH GIANT HOSES INTO THESE TANK TRUCKS

AND SO IT DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO PRECIPITATE INTO MORNING DEW AND ALL OF THE SPECIES DEPENDING ON THAT ARE DYING OUT FROM HABITAT DISRUPTION

AND IF THEY ASK WHY, I SAY, OH THEY DEHYDRATE IT AND USE THE POWDER AS SOME SORT OF FOOD ADDITIVE OR SOMETHING

IVE TESTED MY SWISS MIST JOKE ON FIVE PEOPLE SO FAR AND ITS MILDLY FUNNY ONCE THEY GET IT BUT NOBODY GOT IT ON THEIR OWN AT FIRST BLUSH SO THEY THINK IM AN AUTISTIC ENVIRONMENTALIST AT FIRST

AND THEYRE RIGHT

I JUST DO THE JOKE TO PREEMPTIVELY DEFLECT THAT (ACCURATE) IMAGE

WHOS WINNING