At this point I think your just trolling me bye 👋🏻

You can think of the ERC-20 provenance more as a RECEIPT 🧾 than a stupid picture!! The NFT has no value I’m not even “selling” it just whatever gas fee to transfer… I’m a *curator* I source the finest of everything 🤵‍♂️

Normally don’t twas an experiment suggested by a fellow nostrich

yea the moon landing heh...totally legit with zero kubrick involvement at all.

Can you guess which burgers are vegan?

In a world of planned obsolescence, you choose permanence. A man who understands sound money understands sound tools. Every stroke of the blade, every swirl of the brush, is a reminder that value is built slowly — and lasts forever.

This isn’t a kit you replace in two years. This is a Bitcoin Gentleman’s Shaving Arsenal — designed to shave as flawlessly in 2140 as it does today.

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This collection isn’t just shaving gear — it’s a set of heirloom tools designed to serve you for decades, to be handed down alongside your cold wallet and, your hard-earned legacy.

The Straight Razors – Precision Forged for a Lifetime

DOVO BISMARCK® 6/8" Straight Razor – German steel perfection, chosen for its weight and power through ability. Hand-honed to a razor’s whisper edge. Designed for a lifetime of flawless shaves with elegance and authority.

Thiers-Issard Super-Gnome 2/8" – A French masterpiece, honed with centuries of blade-making tradition. Compact, balanced, and built for the shaver who appreciates surgical precision.

These razors are not just tools — they are investments. Like Bitcoin, their value is in what they preserve: your comfort, your skin, your tradition.

The Foundation – Legendary Soaps and Brushes

Mitchell’s Wool Fat Shaving Soap with Lanolin – The legendary English formula unchanged since the 1930s, celebrated for its rich, slick lather and skin-nourishing lanolin. Lightly scented, naturally soothing — built for sensitive or dry skin. With correct use, this soap will last you upwards of 5 years.

Custom Brush Builder – Boar hair – Fully bespoke handles, hand-polished, fitted with your choice of world-class knots. This is a brush that will outlast a dozen department-store imposters. Hand chosen by curator to handle the dense firm Mitchell's Wool Fat Soap.

The Edge – Strops and Finishing Perfection

Four-Sided Paddle Strop – Four different leather surfaces for multi-paste setups, letting you maintain your blade at peak sharpness for decades.

Extra-Fine Sharpening Paste (1.6 Micron) – Produces a mirror polish with surgical smoothness.

Chromox™ Green Finishing Paste (3.6 Micron) – The master’s choice for final stropping, delivering a keen edge with an unmistakable shine.

These aren’t maintenance products. They’re preservation tools — the equivalent of securing your private keys in a Coldcard Q.

The Ritual – Finishing Touches

DOVO Alum Stone – Natural potassium alum to close pores and stop nicks instantly — a centuries-old secret for a clean, irritation-free finish.

Shave Nation Custom Craftsman Copper Lather Bowl – Handcrafted with raised “Lather Lines” for explosive lather generation. Solid copper, virtually unbreakable, and ergonomically designed for total control.

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Oh wait. Do you think the items are just random ai made? Cuz no… those are the real item ai used like 19 pics of the irl product to build the model. I used this method cuz honestly it’s better than I can do irl…

Sustainability should be the discussion ?

Well, I think the energy "market" is mostly two large gangs fighting for dominance so all the nitpicky terminology is nothing but marketing and therefore entirely meaningless. That's how come hydro is considered "green" (and therefore sacred or holy or whatever) while the most modern nuclear plant is considered to be on par with the dirtiest, unfiltered, late 19th century coal power plant.

sounds horrifying.

which dam is it?

I think most people, including myself, aren’t as aware of its effects compared to things such as windmills and solar panels.

You’re saying hydro is worse than those?

For the last time, it’s a medical condition from the first time I saw Jessica Rabbit. This is not cool dude.

Cool story about meeting Ben for the first time and the circular economy.

I was a Bitcoin psycho but something about being able to see in person as a medium of exchange felt important to verify in person. And specifically in person for alcohol to size up if Ben was real or full of shit. Alcohol seemed like a hard product to sell for Bitcoin.

I was with my cop buddy at the bar who was going through seeing some heinous shit at a crime scene during the defund the police campaign. It was a shit time for lots of people. I asked him if he wanted to go to a party in Austin for a vacation and to party with some Bitcoin people. But also to see if Ben was full of shit or not. I booked some flights and tickets to the event right there.

Ben was not full of shit. The first thing he ever told me in person was that he had no idea what he was doing. That’s all I needed to hear and I bought everyone there a bottle of wine in Bitcoin. That was my “we’re gonna fuckn win you non-believing slobs” moment.

I don’t think many people understand how crazy powerful it is to show someone a Bitcoin circular economy transaction for incredible products. It’s a completely different reaction than explaining Bitcoin. No words just show them a zapsnag and say it’s on the way. Show them you’re messaging the founder directly too and they are just dumbfounded.

The circular economy here is more effective for getting the next wave of adopters on NOSTR than anything else IMO.

I pay in Bitcoin whenever it's an option. It's money. I don't need them to do or think anything special other than whatever is required to give me the thing I want to buy. If I wouldn't pay Bitcoin, I almost certainly wouldn't pay in fiat either. Any other viewpoint, in my opinion, is more indicative of a religion than an economic exchange of value.

I try to pas as much stuff as possible ib Bitcoin. Because these are the people I want to encourage

Something something erc-20 shitcoin... Idk man I don't have a lot of confidence. 😂

I used to do the same, but at this point I don't even try to convert socialists to Bitcoin. Better that they figure it out after Libertarians

And Marxist would philosophically be against the concept of allodial property, which Bitcoin is.

Unpopular opinion, you can be a bitcoiner and a communist

In a world of planned obsolescence, you choose permanence. A man who understands sound money understands sound tools. Every stroke of the blade, every swirl of the brush, is a reminder that value is built slowly — and lasts forever.

This isn’t a kit you replace in two years. This is a Bitcoin Gentleman’s Shaving Arsenal — designed to shave as flawlessly in 2140 as it does today.

Buy once. Keep forever. Pass it down.

That’s how you build a legacy!

------------------------------------------------------------------

The Bitcoin Gentleman’s Shaving Collection Where Timeless Craftsmanship Meets the Sound Money Mindset

You understand the power of quality.

You don’t buy disposable. You don’t trust gimmicks. You live by the Bitcoin ethos: buy once, keep forever.

This collection isn’t just shaving gear — it’s a set of heirloom tools designed to serve you for decades, to be handed down alongside your cold wallet and, your hard-earned legacy.

The Straight Razors – Precision Forged for a Lifetime

DOVO BISMARCK® 6/8" Straight Razor – German steel perfection, chosen for its weight and power through ability. Hand-honed to a razor’s whisper edge. Designed for a lifetime of flawless shaves with elegance and authority.

Thiers-Issard Super-Gnome 2/8" – A French masterpiece, honed with centuries of blade-making tradition. Compact, balanced, and built for the shaver who appreciates surgical precision.

These razors are not just tools — they are investments. Like Bitcoin, their value is in what they preserve: your comfort, your skin, your tradition.

The Foundation – Legendary Soaps and Brushes

Mitchell’s Wool Fat Shaving Soap with Lanolin – The legendary English formula unchanged since the 1930s, celebrated for its rich, slick lather and skin-nourishing lanolin. Lightly scented, naturally soothing — built for sensitive or dry skin. With correct use, this soap will last you upwards of 5 years.

Custom Brush Builder – Boar hair – Fully bespoke handles, hand-polished, fitted with your choice of world-class knots. This is a brush that will outlast a dozen department-store imposters. Hand chosen by curator to handle the dense firm Mitchell's Wool Fat Soap.

The Edge – Strops and Finishing Perfection

Four-Sided Paddle Strop – Four different leather surfaces for multi-paste setups, letting you maintain your blade at peak sharpness for decades.

Extra-Fine Sharpening Paste (1.6 Micron) – Produces a mirror polish with surgical smoothness.

Chromox™ Green Finishing Paste (3.6 Micron) – The master’s choice for final stropping, delivering a keen edge with an unmistakable shine.

These aren’t maintenance products. They’re preservation tools — the equivalent of securing your private keys in a Coldcard Q.

The Ritual – Finishing Touches

DOVO Alum Stone – Natural potassium alum to close pores and stop nicks instantly — a centuries-old secret for a clean, irritation-free finish.

Shave Nation Custom Craftsman Copper Lather Bowl – Handcrafted with raised “Lather Lines” for explosive lather generation. Solid copper, virtually unbreakable, and ergonomically designed for total control.

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I can't believe I used to argue with so

many Communists about Bitcoin.

Why did I give them the time?

How can I take this test?

No one said that.

I'm saying a 5k bump isn't a life changing 80% pump

Passed $122 btw so fiat dipped again.

I misread this completely! Good job surviving - this is why beef runner industries need to crop up in every region to delivery HQ raw milk tallow and beef within 500miles of every major airport

I feel you! Same here... Hang in there! Give them time! One day!

🤝

I am consuming stupid amounts of local peaches currently

#peatstr

Be confident.

It's coming & you'll look like a genius.

Is that my next bottle of bitcoin wine I spy

#zapnag

Is that when people beg for zaps?

Completely get that. But,... that doesn't mean to not keep pushing.

I don't see my life in code. Might be wrong for that, but see code as a tool to move humanity forward.

#zapsnag is the purity of the free market. You pay, you get what you paid for.

I used to do a weekly news roundup a when I started my pod but it’s an insane amount of work. Natalie’s News Block fills the shorter form news space really well, so I was thinking to bring back my News show in a slightly longer format, eg 45-60 min, and cover a whole month.

I would also GLADLY drink and eat Nostr vendors’ products during my show!