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stories from school, creepy dolls, silly jokes
Inescapable Snarl *My eyes are up there* @BlockMeAmadeus’s emotional support bitch https://justmytoots.com/princesaballena@beige.party

People out here tryna tell me that 1998 was 25 years ago. As if

our couples therapist established dominance over us by calmly eating a banana as we tried to describe our intimacy issues

My laptop is like my sex life: bricked

My husband told me I deliberately kicked him three times at 2:30 AM and l'm just glad I got him for whatever he did in my dream, because I don't remember it now