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oldkeyprince
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Who the hell are they? You don’t know, so lead with kindness.

I’m small, acrobatic, quick, flexible, and not especially strong.

NO, I DO NOT WANT TO LEARN JUJUSTU

I’m going to run away and kick you in the head if you get close. I’ve accepted that if you can catch me, I’m going to lose.

Cute girl invites me into conversation.

“This dude is an iron man athlete”

What sports does he play?

“Triathlon”

So like he throws that frisbee thing?

He interjects “Run, bike, swim. She’s also a triathlete”

*friend from across the room, kyle come play hackeysack*

Lulz. We are who we are… 🤷

Anon is at full power

They need money, more celeb, and a decent female go candidate

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ron Paul just was announced as RFKs running mate. J/K

That would be the end of it, btw…

Yeah…I don’t know who’s playing Elektra at this point

Shit, are we flirting again? You have the weirdest love language ever…

Haha head games with Elmo 💋