It takes a lot of courage to sue him, I’m proud of you
Elmo is a hypocritical douche who can't stand rejection and really deserves to have his ass kicked
What a glorious day for chaos
If anything it should be clear that I wouldn’t date somebody just because they’re wealthy
Shit coining really does slow the progress of cryptocurrency
I love how this dog only barks at people I think are weird 🤣
Introducing EXIT
You broke up with your ex; it wasn’t treating you well, maybe it was shadow banning you or your friends; it was manipulating you into becoming your worst possible self.
But over the years you accrued a bunch of quality shitposts, and perhaps some nuggets of wisdom.
Introducing: https://exit.pub:
The last bridge you’ll need to port over your data into the new world of decentralized freedom-tech.
1. Download your twitter archive
2. If Elon agrees, you’ll get a zip file; uncompress it and just use exit.pub to import your data into nostr
✅ original dates are used; whatever you posted in 2009 will show up as posted in nostr in 2009
✅ granular control of which tweets to import (threads, non-replies, replies)
✅ V4V, you choose how much your shitposts are worth
✅ it *should* preserve embedded images
✅ granular control of which relays you want to publish to
Try it out:
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Defiantly not me thinking my house manager is attractive 🤷
Asian girl missing from outing today… if she relapsed I’m not saying I find anybody else attractive
And like REALLY?
Lulz at Chun Li and Zangief
How are those the CIA used mind control to puppet assassinate RFK conspiracy theories going?
Dudes not a hero, he flipped for the other side…
Get some perspective and loyalty. People who bask in the excesses of capitalism and rebuke against the very system that provided them their comfy grass fed existence deserve to have a cigarette stamped out on their foreheads
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Flowers need attention