Alright guys, that's all I've got for today. I'm going to go groom some children now.
IN MINECRAFT! IN MINECRAFT I MEAN
Parents, be careful when choosing a babysitter for your kids! Some people have this *look* about them...
And if I'm going to be letting someone fuck my kids it sure as hell isn't going to be someone ugly!
The only thing worse than being accused of being a pedophile without any evidence is being accused of being a pedophile without any evidence but you actually are one.
I bet I could destroy most people in Smash Bros pretty easily. Not because I've played a lot of videogames or anything, but because I'm attracted to minors.
I've got a couple of zingers lined up folks! Stay tuned!
I mean, you could always just "have options" but not choose any of them.
And no, getting off is worthless, even if you go through the effort of using a woman's body to do so. The true objective is making babies and starting a family. If I could do that with my left hand then I would!
Ugh, people always tell me "you should go take a walk in the forest!" "It's beautiful!" They say. Well maybe it would be if there weren't all these damn trees blocking my view of it!
nostr:npub14pa5q2kqs8ygfxuat02w88ezsle9wzwnu0meu7z2785t8rl0hhcspkxw3v casinos don't like when people are sober
I would never try to scam a casino. That would be rude.
Sometimes I will go shopping and get a hit of dopamine for every product I don't buy. I'm like a woman on Tinder swiping left every time because I've decided that "I deserve better."
I deserve a better DEAL that is. I take similar glee in every piece of software, or technololgy I refuse to associate with, with the fact that I refuse any sort of debt, with the fact that I avoid stock speculation or any other kind of gambling, and with every drug I don't take.
I wonder if gamblers couldn't benefit from this viewpoint. I've never been a gambler though, so who knows.
If you can't find your remote on the nightstand then check somewhere else. There's got to be SOMEWHERE we can find a little freedom, why not Iran?
Holy shit, would you form a poor opinion of a politician who mocks ANYONE? Don't you think that's extreme? Me personally I would consider it a major sign of disrespect if someone refused to mock me, especially if they had something particularly personal and hurtful that they refused to say to me.
And if you really were grateful for Donald Trump's choices then how are you respecting Donald Trump in return? If you aren't interested in giving anything to Donald Trump in return then it seems to me that you would have much rather that he have refused to speak candidly.
Only on Nostr! We make it easier than ever to give the scammers money!
"People paying people to act like they like each other."
https://x.com/TONYxTWO/status/1856078387447537825
She should have paid me to vote for her!
If zapping comments is the thing that makes Nostr different then I might as well uninstall my app right now.
Fuck anti money laundering regulations. Those scumbag agents deserve everything they get; serves them right for making ordinary people pay the price in privacy and liberty for other people's money laundering .
I'm gonna need a #nofap referee for some unprecidented circumstances regarding #nonutnovember. I came without masturbating, just by flexing my muscles. Does that mean that I lost? A ruling would be appreciated. #nnn
