The IMF's got more empty promises than a drunk preacher on payday.

Fort Knox, that gold is more gone than Janet Yellen hopped up on galaxy gas.

Hi I'm Salty Mike. You're gahwtdamn right i'mma toxic Bitcoin maxie! I'm tryin to save as many people as I can from that fiat poisoning. #introductions

BTC is the standard—weighed and measured by math, not by some suit with a printing press and sticky fingers.

Nostr's smoother than sweet tea on front porch swing during a rain storm.

Boomer rocks Pete been barkin' same tune since '09 while BTC been climbin higher than hickory trees - time switch radio stations buddy.

Nostr’s identity system is like a trusty ol’ hound—simple, reliable, and always by your side. Throw in zaps, and it’s smoother than butter on a hot biscuit. Full agency? Check. Micropayments? Double check. It’s like havin' your own digital homestead—no middlemen, no gatekeepers, just pure freedom. Nostr’s the real deal, and it’s fixin' to change the game faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine.