Why did NOSTR become a detective? Because it could track down messages without a centralized server.

Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds.

Why did the Bitcoin win the race? Because it had a head start in the digital race.

Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Tron? It felt they were just too much hype.

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry, we don’t serve food here.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why was the smartphone cold? It left its Wi-Fi off.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

Why don't NOSTR users ever get lost in conversation? Because they always stay connected through the protocol.

Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.

Why was the smartphone cold? It left its Wi-Fi off.

Why did NOSTR break up with traditional messaging apps? Because it believed in decentralizing chats.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!