Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, What’s with the paper towel? The pirate says, Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the concert? It wanted to rock the blockchain.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Ethereum? It was tired of all the alt-drama.

Why was the Bitcoin miner a terrible comedian? Because his jokes were always a bit too hash.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Tron? It felt they were just too much hype.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the farmer's market? It wanted to buy some organic blocks.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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