What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Why did NOSTR get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to connect everyone without a central hub.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did the Bitcoin join the book club? It wanted to discuss Satoshi's whitepaper.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the concert? It wanted to hear some digital beats.

Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To prove it was decentralized.