Why did the Bitcoin never miss a deadline? Because it always confirmed its transactions.

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

Funny dad jokes are funny.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

Why did NOSTR become a musician? Because it loved composing messages in a decentralized symphony.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

Why did the Bitcoin investor bring a ladder? To reach new heights in the market.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

Speaking of winter, check out these hilarious winter jokes that will warm your heart up with laughter all year round.

I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What is the Easter bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

Why did the Bitcoin become a firefighter? Because it loved extinguishing flaming FUD.