I had a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.

Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the park? It wanted to play with some blockchain puppies.

Why was the Bitcoin always so punctual? Because it had a lot of timestamps.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did NOSTR become a superhero? Because it wanted to fight for decentralized justice in communication.

Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open.

Why did NOSTR apply for a job in customer service? Because it wanted to provide decentralized support.

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.

I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?

Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many unresolved blocks.

What do you call a group of computer pirates? A web of lies.

Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.