Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with IOTA? It felt they were just too tangled.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Monero? It felt they were just hiding too much.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, What’s with the paper towel? The pirate says, Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.