Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu? Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.
Why did NOSTR become a musician? Because it loved composing messages in a decentralized symphony.
Why did the Bitcoin have so many friends? Because it had a lot of social proof.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the zoo? It wanted to see some digital animals.
Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't Bitcoiners ever get lost? Because they always follow the blockchain.