Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

What do you call someone who always states the obvious? Someone who always states the obvious.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.

Why did the Bitcoin never lose its temper? Because it had a lot of self-control.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to mine some sand dollars.

Why don't Bitcoiners trust stairs? Because they're always forking.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!

I was addicted to the hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!