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I am small, multitudes contain me

Can you think of a single judge in the United States who is likely to see it that way?

Skeeton Buss, the CEO/owner of my dildo maker (GaceX), went on stage in front of 10,000 people and fucked a real doll that happened to perfectly resemble Eva Braun

obviously I now gotta hide all my toys so Antifuk can't vandalize them. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ALL THESE???

My lib cousin owns one in a massively lib state and it's fine

begin mandatory lurk phase