You didn’t have to do it and you did it anyway

What do you know about roasting mallows young lady

I always get the last laugh????

It didn’t happen! I mean it did but I said no! I didn’t consent! He made me sign an NDA😞

I would have easily destroyed him how dare you😡

I’d go so far to say they are the same thing they claim to hate.

I rest my case

Do you have any idea how many children fell into that ball pit and never returned? The same ball pit this big purple fuck was lurking around???

A looooong time ago I mentioned my town council was voting on something that would effectively tax the community.

Well, that shit passed yesterday.

And unfortunately, now I have to engrave bottles of champagne with the names of those spineless council members so I can toast to their downfall which I will personally seek out.

Grimace was purple and also possibly a pedophile

Any lights can be disco lights if you remain open minded 💫

In the streets they call me Fluffo Nutkins aka Perchance Penny aka Geno Big Bills

Gm

Ran into my high school sweetheart

You wanna talk about a world class BLUNDER on her part

ETH bro it’s ultra sound money dude please bro the triple halving event it’s going to flippening bro please smart contracts

When should we make price 55k

I have siblings that are physicians

They have precisely 0 training in nutrition

Medicine is a reactive process, not proactive. They can only help you once you’ve been compromised.

Don’t be compromised💪

I guess if you’re looking to be a bit more specific you could say BMI + Body composition. That would be a more accurate measure

While that is true, 99.9% of the population are not athletes that defy a BMI. Notably would be a professional running back, right? They’re 6’0 215lbs with 8% body fat. However, When you go to your job, apply a vague BMI to everyone and you’ll see most people are just overweight. It serves as a general principle.

Arguably the most important key

If you need to tell people about things you do (virtue signal) because your lack of results don’t speak for themselves, then what you’re doing sucks.

That isn’t my opinion. It’s a fact. If you want a better body, and you tell me about your IntErmItTeNt FaStInG and all of this shit, it’s cute, but if your BMI sucks, what you’re doing ~isn’t working~.

You gotta tell people because you don’t have results.

Change what you’re doing.

This applies to everything in life. Some people get results and most people chirp on the sidelines. Don’t be a loser. Get in the game and stop talking about it, be about it.