First beer i ever drank and got drunk on when I was 14. Past Blue Ribbon, that was 30+ years ago, hipsters werent even alive.
You can put babies inside them without even having to marry them. Women hate this one trick!
Don't pull out
We just go out for date nights to her favorite restaurant usually
So I just downloaded the app to see what it would cost. Ignore the free new customer delivery its $3 plus the nigger will want a tip.
$25 bc you're to lazy to go get a big mac meal. At that point you may as well go sit down somewhere and have a burger and a beer for the same price
25k is shattering expectations?
My mathematics may be fuzzy but 25,000x$60= $1.5m. The game cost estimated $200m. From where I'm sitting thats annutter fucking flop. Player counts will go down, not up.
Then they just wrap it up with a neat tidy little "i knew your dad and wanna fuck your mom" bow
Nigga, you need to put down the chicken and pick up a job application. Then return all the stolen shit you have. Also move outta tupelo!
Ill be the first to come out and say it. VA disability at 100% is unsustainable. 90% of the PTSD only ratings should be forced into counseling. Collecting $4000k+/mo for emotional bullshit is insane.
Melania is still hot
UK plans to send Whites to the meat grinder and replace them with jeets
Oh spirit airlines, never change
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The entire job of the IRS can be done by computer code
Hell, I go home from work 2 times a day to let my dogs out
Yeah that's where this dog came from. Its kind of sad, we got our schnauzer and schnoodle from a breeder. They're amazing dogs, little yippy sometimes, but it's a breed thing.
Its not a lack of being let out enough. He panics then pisses for no reason. I'm quite literally at the end with him.