It's pretty funny, they don't think they are late? Haha. Game theory says everyone has to join the party or get rekt. Plenty of diamond hands whales already. They are minnows in this pond.

While shooting your 9mm golden eye pistol.

Wait, what? Now I hear about this!

I gave up trying to do these here years ago, they kept falling apart and down 😂

Gingerbread house time.

Thank God I’m not an actual contractor.

I just like plinkin'🤷🏽

As far as I'm aware people are only fans of 9mm because if you think about shit hitting the farm, it's police standard issue so you can steal and swindle extra rounds away if things got rough. And because some think like that more think like that so you keep one just to have an option of the "most abundant round" if nothing else. 🤷🏽

When my fast is over, I will feast on beef, chorizo, eggs, butter, cheese, chicken liver, and Greek yogurt.

#carnivore #plebchain

Head of cabbage harvested from the garden.

Seeds started indoors in July.

Seedling transplanted outside in August.

Watered when the ground is too dry.

Covered to protect from freeze.

Harvested for dinner tonight.

Outer leaves shared with the cows.

Plant your seeds.

Tend your garden.

Share your abundance.

#grownostr #regenerativefarming #seedtotable

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I dearly wish I had the balls to break that shackle early, instead of seeking parental and social approval for so many years, and missing the mark of who I truly am.

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

Followed!

I remember being so disappointed that my parents had lied (Santa rug), but then my 6 years younger brother would have suffered if I made a scene, so I zipped it. Made me wonder what else they’d misrepresented, and what else they were prepared to misrepresent in the years to come.

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 821,671 🤙💜

Well aware. That was the mess around part.

I’ve messed around freeze distilling Apple Jack. I’ve never hear distilled. Would love to apprentice one day.

Prepping to make 10 gallons of mead this weekend with friends and family. If you never have.. simple as can be. Just remember to disinfect anything that will touch your mead.

One Gallon of Mead:

3lbs Honey

2g yeast

Heat water to 100f, dissolve honey. Cool to 70f and add hydrated yeast

Ferment for 6 weeks. Bottle rest for 2 weeks.