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Your car broke down and your phone doesn't work. You go up to one of the local houses and you ask if you can call the repair company, and they happily oblige.

They ask if you would like a cup of tea while you are waiting , and you accept.

The tea arrives , and it looks very watery , but you take a couple of sips, maybe it is a herbal tea that you haven't heard of, but there is no taste either.

After a few moments of idle chit chat, you pick up the courage to inquire about the tea.

The stranger slaps their palm against their forehead and says "silly me , I've given you the toenail clippings bag instead".

You fish out the teabag and rip it apart, and there are toenail clippings INSIDE an otherwise normal looking store-bought teabag.

Suddenly the repair company enters the room, and says that the car is good to go.

How do you deal with this situation?

I am being dead serious here?

If you went to the police, would they even take the case?

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