Your car broke down and your phone doesn't work. You go up to one of the local houses and you ask if you can call the repair company, and they happily oblige.

They ask if you would like a cup of tea while you are waiting , and you accept.

The tea arrives , and it looks very watery , but you take a couple of sips, maybe it is a herbal tea that you haven't heard of, but there is no taste either.

After a few moments of idle chit chat, you pick up the courage to inquire about the tea.

The stranger slaps their palm against their forehead and says "silly me , I've given you the toenail clippings bag instead".

You fish out the teabag and rip it apart, and there are toenail clippings INSIDE an otherwise normal looking store-bought teabag.

Suddenly the repair company enters the room, and says that the car is good to go.

How do you deal with this situation?

I am being dead serious here?

If you went to the police, would they even take the case?

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A really attractive guy asked me to check his back pocket once and I found nail clippings in it. Nothing but nail clippings. Still haunts me, Séimí. Why did he save them? For luck? To this day, I always assume men just walk around with their nail clippings in their pockets.

It’s definitely criminal, but I’d say you’d have to build a case. See if they’re a repeat offender. Put a file together and see what the detectives make of it 🤔💯

You sweet innocent girl, for the love of God never check a mans pockets.

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

I swear I never have since 🙏🏽🤣😂 if they ask I run 😂 was definitely a big lesson I’ll never forget 👀

Everytime I fish my own hand into my pockets, theres always a moment where I worry it might not make it back unchanged.

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😭😭

Men’s pockets - dangerous territory 😭💯

What the actual fuck? Stop the planet, I want to get off. Jesus. There’s liable to be all kinds of metal shavings and sawdust and grease in my pockets, but I’ll be damned if I intentionally put nail clippings, neither toe nor finger, in my fuckin pockets. What. In. The. Fuck.

😂😂🤣😂🫂 I was rather shocked too, maybe he just couldn’t bring himself to part with them 🥹 was rather grim

I think you meant to say “nasty”, because it is, indeed, nasty.

This happened to you?!👀

Na , I just like war-gaming these scenarios out so I'm ready when it happens.

Thank nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 for the tea and move on down the road

And maybe ask if he has a to go cup

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1. Take nail clippings and unfinished tea to police

2. Solve 47 murder cases

3. ??????

4. Profit

A metaphor, of course. Take the lesson and continue your life.

As a young kitty 🐈‍⬛ I accepted things from strangers … many unexpected things happened. Now I only drink from my human who loves me 🐳✨👸🏻

get the repair man to drink a cup before you do anything.

way more likely you'll be believed if there are two of you....

plus, if you get kicked out of your local community, when the word gets out... at least you'll have someone to hang out with...

Expert advice!

I'd a run in with toe-nail tea, back in '73....

... dont like talkin' about it ...

😳😅🤢sick society. I think it’s a kind of fetish, or he is a mass murder.

Anyway you should tell this to the police. Don’t make the case about, but say the truth. May be the hear some interesting things about and put the pieces together.

Voila, case about a mass murder is solved.

set the house on fire