Who could have seen this happening 🧐 sweet honeypot for 1B people. 
#bitcoin is a way of life.
If you want to share your node alias/pubkey whichever way you are okay without doxxing...I can open to you when I have some funds onchain inbetween channel closes. Happy to so let me know what works for you.
“I never teach my pupils. I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.”
– Albert Einstein
"Members of the Huitoto indigenous group hoped that the siblings' knowledge of wild fruits would have given them a better chance of surviving in the inhospitable environment."
This is a great story.
Yeah exactly!
All I can think is maybe to suck it up and have one big channel to someone well connected, then find a bunch of plebs like you nostr:npub1ken9vpendzyqvnk0w0hyv4de5h9qx40f68qtwkt4fu5exdrh9e8q6f6vnq and do tiny channels!
Then again, I think the overall problem with tiny channels is that they become unbalanced very quickly, so you end up spending sats rebalancing. 😬
I strongly recommend not doing small tiny channels. They are a problem with frequent rebalancing. Best is to join a community and see if folks will open to you.
Post in Plebnet and see if someone is willing to open a channel of the size you are thinking. Also for receiving payments you need to have inbound liquidity so someone can open a channel to you with their liquidity at their end.
If you have this phone on you. Please raise your hand.
I will #zap you and then mock you. 😂 
One of the best guitar solos.
When Robinhood dumps your coin...that is a problem you should have seen coming.
Robinhood ends support for Solana, Polygon, Cardano amid SEC exchange crackdown
Please send him self-harm prevention hotline #
Did you ask him to show the phone - no phone no solana maxi 😅
Is Solana phone a Security? 🤔
Just to be clear, I will accept #zapvertisement of any denomination. No questions asked. #zaps
Have them send me the Sats. I will take it. 😀
Damus #[0] and #[1] works fine on iOS17 dev beta

