If Harry Potter said: "Abracababra!"

What would happen?

AND GO!

Bukele is a little dictatorship

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“Why are you single?”

Because no one shows boys how to ask girls out any more

There used to be forced rituals for this. What happened domestic policy people? 🙄

Major donor countries pause funding for UNRWA, the largest aid organisation in Gaza, during an ongoing genocide.

Stay mumble and eat bats.

Greetings from Argentina you freedom-loving Nostriches.

Let's talk about Javier Milei's administration continuing to shrink the government down here, shall we? Hopefully this puts you in a good mood on this beautiful Monday.

The Secretary of Commerce, Pablo Lavigne, recently announced SIXTY NINE (insert meme) new repeals to the bureaucratic fever dream created by the previous Kirchner administrations. It's truly unbelievable how much government overreach was created in the past few years.

The goal of the repeals is to encourage more transparent, less bureaucratic domestic commerce, encourage competition, and to effectively throw off the bureaucratic straight jacket of socialism placed on Argentinian entrepreneurs by the fucking Peronistas who have all but killed off the country’s economy and perverted incentives.

The rate at which the Argentinian economy's architecture is changing is making my head spin and I have zero complaints. I had no idea how apt the chainsaw memes would turn out to be. Bullish AF on Argentina. LFG

Here’s a short summary of just some of the new changes:

-Price controls…AFUERA!

-System for Inspection of Signs and Labels (SiFIRE)…AFUERA! That's right...the government would literally attempt to control small business advertisements.

-Rules in regards to how to display products of the same category on market shelves…AFUERA!

-Additional display space regulations for assorted retail products…AFUERA!

-Measuring instruments for inspectors to enforce supply in supermarket aisles…AFUERA!

-Encouraging companies to increase production to the maximum of their capacity so that there are no shortages in the near-term

-Price caps for products in the basic basket…AFUERA!

-"Training and Knowledge Economy Program" for Municipalities…they’re literally teaching the socialists how to survive in a free and open market rather than depend on taxpayer-funded handouts (that we continue to pay for).

-Deregulation of licenses for importing MERCOSUR products

-Initiation of “Access to Argentine Regional Products" program in large sales areas

-The SIRIP computer system that functioned to control/manipulate market prices…AFUERA!

-Amount of share capital from which the Corporations were subject to permanent state supervision…GONE

-Obligation of universities to inform the state of their tuition fees

Shoutout to BowtiedMara on the bird app

Nah.

Il y a toujours un peu de folie dans l'amour, mais il y a toujours un peu de raison dans la folie (Friedrich Nietzsche)

L'amour de la vertu est plus que suffisant pour gouverner tout l'univers

There's no such thing as "stuck in traffic."

You are traffic.

Happy birthday to me, im 36 years into my life and many more years to go. #imblessed

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Tell the stranger that I already have a husband and I'm not in the habit of collecting them, so he should focus his ardour on someone more promising.

OnlyFrens here.

And they cheer each other on, as if they were some sort of porn hero. The blind leading the blind.

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right because Lenin, Stalin, Mao and Fidel loved women with penises.

This is the most retarded thing ive seen on the internet ever 🤣

Woke = American Capitalism

Bud Light

Gilette

Absolut Vodka

Alaska Airline

Air BNB

etc the list is LOOOOOONG

right because Lenin, Stalin, Mao and Fidel loved women with penises.

This is the most retarded thing ive seen on the internet ever 🤣

Woke = American Capitalism

Bud Light

Gilette

Absolut Vodka

Alaska Airline

Air BNB

etc the list is LOOOOOONG