No! It's just like the politicians whispering sweet nothings in my ear every four years... I know it isn't true but it sounds so damn good!
I've been hanging onto my favorite sticker from @`ltngstore`for a while now. I found the perfect place for it right next to the AZ sticker on my roof box. Sorry for fucking around at the lake last weekend and not working on your next machine Sam but sometimes you just need a little R&R! 
PSA: nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd08qh6h8nh is the real Carla.
There is a scammer trying to impersonate my inimitable wife.
This is a good reminder for everyone to check the NIP-05 ID! The real nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd08qh6h8nh has Carla@nostrplebs.
Also the real Carla will definitely never DM you about your “crypto goals.”
Happy Monday, fam 🤙 
Ugh ...Scammer are moving in, there goes the neighborhood
What is the green one?
It only gets worse 😂 Welcome to the old guys club
What store is that? I went to Walmart in Roseville and half the store was locked up
So I screwed up today and somehow deleted everyone I follow. If I unfollowed you today, just tell me to go fuck myself and I'll make sure to follow you again. :)
I lost all the people I was following not follower, I was playing with new clients today and did something that whipped all of them. I'll have to sick to one client until I can figure out how to back up that data
That is what I did ... Weird ... I'll have to figure out how to back up my follows before playing in the future
Anyone know why I lost all my follows today on Nostr?
There is no way I am wearing a mask... Period!
So I am watching nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle interview Dave Portnoy and my wife walks in and says
Wife: "Who's that on the TV?"
Me: "Jack Mallers interviewing Dave Portnoy"
Wife: "I know Jack, he's the guy on CNBC. Who's Dave Portnoy?"
I have an awesome wife!
