It’s my birthday in a couple hours :p

#nudestr #egirls #footstr #nsfw

Life lessons

I’m not saying there was election fraud in 2020 but there was definitely fraud election fraud in 2016, 2012, 2004, and of course 2000 when a country of 30 million people voted and the election came down to 300 people in a county in the state one of the candidates brother was the governor of… that’s like flipping a coin and having it land standing up on its side… 😂 also yes I am saying it, if you even take a passing glance at it there was egregious election fraud in 2020 🤣

The things men say even though women have to push them out of their vaginas.

Will you all grow in pods from now on? Please let ppl know beforehand so there's clarity in who Ill never have to interact with again.

If you're a "man" and you're not a feminist you're missing the point.

If you're a "woman" and you're not a feminist you're missing the point.

Whatever you identify as... if you're not a feminist you're missing the point.

Can't lie. I prefer number 2, atm. But, I have terrible taste in women. 😅🤷‍♂️

Proper shampoo and conditioner containers open from the bottom now. That way when they get low, the product pools near the opening while it is sitting there and still comes out easily, rather than the user having to struggle like a fool to get the remaining product out of a container with the opening on the top and the product pooled on the bottom.

So the fact that the vast majority of containers still open from the top seems idiotic to me. Why don’t they all open from the bottom, ever since someone figured out the right way to do this?

Anyway, I save these types of important posts for Nostr.

Can’t remember the comedian but this reminds me of the joke: “if people are so smart why did it take us 5,000 years to put wheels on suitcases?”

Gm! ☀️ It’s time to stack. 🥞

3...2...1...GO !!

holding in a fart 🧡

Idk you so not sure if you’re really sad. But dont be. Its gonna be alright. Theres a few things that could happen.. most likely theyll blow up the planet anyways.

So theres no points anymore. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Im not gonna call umbridge on you. Shes too cruel when people fib.

What’s the current vibe?