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I want to
any
sudden joy...
for example... LOVE...
or... DRINK...
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Nothing slips away as easily as success. Don't wait for this to happen!...
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"Never be afraid to do something you don't know how to do. Remember, the Ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic." Ludwig Andreas Feuerbach and Dave Berry
Milvina Dean! The youngest passenger on the Titanic's maiden voyage was just 9 weeks old when the ocean liner struck an iceberg and sank on April 15, 1912. She is survived by her mother, Etta Dean, and an older brother. And her father, Bertram Frank Dean, drowned along with more than 1,500 passengers and crew. Milvina Dean died in 2009 at the age of 97.
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“I firmly decided: the time will come - I will not cling to life, but until then I will sin for my own pleasure as long as I have enough strength!” Albert Einstein
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I feel sorry for those who don't understand us
Who whispers in the back: “The creatures have been bred!”
And joyfully rubs his palms,
Upon learning of the death of a little soul.
Who pokes the poor dog with a stick?
Walking down the street alone.
And who is ready to rush straight into a fight,
Seeing the dog walker a mile away.
Where can they understand how the heart skips a beat?
How my soul becomes warm,
When your faithful dog meets you,
Seeing the owner through the window!
He whines with happiness, raises his paws,
He pokes his cool nose into his coat,
And inhales your scent deeply -
Tell me, who will be more correct, who!?
They were probably given to us from above,
Shaggy containers of love.
Sometimes, unfortunately, we don’t hear each other,
They make us better, cleaner!
A quiet old woman comes out of the front door,
He carries a tied bag in his hands.
She feels better when she eats with joy
An abandoned puppy runs to the entrance.
And there are those who will add more
I apply poison to the cutlets with a generous hand,
And drink human grief
Hurries for the dog's peace!
God forbid we should meet such people,
God forbid that we should stand in ranks with such people,
God forbid they should seem good
Save your dog from such things..........
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A cleaning lady walks into the IT department and asks loudly:
Who here knows how to use a computer?
Everyone, without exception, reacts in some way in a positive way. The cleaning lady continues:
Then sit down with them, go online and look, you assholes, for a site where they teach you how to use the toilet!
"There is no one who looks like me without clothes."
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"Viruses" do not necessarily have to be particles...
This could be program code coming from outside...
The code can be programmed to replicate itself...
This has been proven many times on Windows operating systems...
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"Heaven gives us only one life, but with the help of books we live a thousand." Jay Christophf
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Mikhail Afanasyevich Bulgakov’s favorite was a dog named Bud, who appeared in the house thanks to Lyubov Evgenievna.
One day, while standing in line at a grocery store, she saw a man with a big-eyed, shaggy puppy in his arms and asked what he would do with it?
The man replied that he planned to take him to the vivisection department for experiments. The woman asked the stranger to wait and rushed home to secure the consent of Mikhail Afanasyevich (he immediately agreed) and pick up the dog.
At that time, Bulgakov was working on the play “Molière,” so the dog received a nickname in honor of the main character’s servant.
The dog quickly became everyone's favorite and a full member of the family.
Lyubov Evgenievna recalled: “I even hung another card on the front door under M.A.’s card, where it was written: “Bud of Bulgakov. Call twice."
This misled the financial inspector who came to us, who asked M.A.: “Do you live with your brother?” After which Bouton's business card was removed."
And in Bulgakov’s prose the most poignant moments are connected precisely with dogs. I immediately remember, of course, the “dearest dog” Sharik from “The Heart of a Dog” and Pontius Pilate’s devoted, pointy-eared dog Bang, who shared twelve thousand moons of loneliness in the mountains with his owner (“whoever loves must share the fate of the one he loves”).
Less well known is the dog Jacques from Bulgakov’s science fiction play “Adam and Eve”:
"Efrosimov. <...> "Jacques illuminates my life... (Pause.) Jacques is my dog. I see four people walking, carrying a puppy and laughing. It turns out - to hang. And I paid them twelve rubles so that they would not hang him. Now he is an adult and I will never be separated from him."
The dog turns out to be a true friend in Bulgakov’s artistic world.
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Don't feel like going to work? Open Forbes magazine and find your name there. Didn't find it? Then go to work.
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I see an advertisement in the newspaper: “Talking dog for sale.” I arrive at the address and they bring the dog out to me.
- Here, you can chat.
I ask her:
- How did you learn to talk?
The dog answers:
- Self-taught. Everything in life was difficult for me. In my youth, I worked as a rescuer in the Alps and once got caught in an avalanche. Then she served in Iraq as a sapper dog, neutralizing ISIS mines. She blew herself up and spent three days in intensive care. Now I’m healing from post-traumatic syndrome.
“God, why are you selling such an incredible dog?!” I burst out like a cry from the soul.
Owner (furious):
- Yes, because she lies all the time! She was not in any Iraq!
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I came to the sage and asked him:
"What is love?" He said, "Nothing"
But, I know, many books have been written:
Some people write eternity, while others say it’s a moment
Either it will scorch with fire, or it will melt like snow,
What is love? "It's all human!"
And then I looked him straight in the face,
How can I understand you? "Nothing or everything?"
He said smiling: “You yourself gave the answer!:
Nothing or everything! “There is no middle ground here!”
Omar Khayyam
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The smallest dog in the world.
Since its birth in 2011.
Millie amazed those around her with her microscopic size. As a puppy, it easily fit in a teaspoon.
Her weight was only 28.3 grams. The baby's owners seriously feared for her life. Millie had to be fed with a pipette. Fortunately, the fears were not justified; the tiny Chihuahua survived, gained weight and reached the age of an adult dog.
The owners applied to have their pet recognized as the smallest dog in the world.
In 2014, Millie entered the pages of the Guinness Book of Records and has not left them since then.
According to the measurements taken, the baby has a body weight of 450 grams, and a height at the withers of only 9.65 cm.
Despite its minimal size, the Chihuahua leads an active lifestyle. She has a healthy appetite. He enjoys eating his favorite chicken and salmon dishes.
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The biggest dog in the world.
His name is Zeus, he is the biggest dog with a heart as kind and huge as himself. His height is 111.8 cm at the withers. This Great Dane was included in the Guinness Book of Records in 2013, two centimeters ahead of the previous record holder - Giant George. George, the same breed as Zeus.
Zeus lives in Bedford, Texas, and is raised by Brittany Davis. When Brittany was still a girl, she dreamed of a big dog, and certainly a Great Dane. And her dream came true: now she has the biggest dog in the world.
Zeus had been this big since he was a child, and he was a gift from his brother. When a young man was choosing a puppy for his sister, he chose the largest baby in the litter. The owner recalls that he immediately seemed big to her, even for a puppy; his paws were simply gigantic. Well, then it’s like in a fairy tale: the baby grew by leaps and bounds and became even bigger, but is not at all embarrassed by his gigantic growth.
In fact, this dog only looks intimidating; in reality, he is a very kind and affectionate animal and does not at all have the disposition of the ancient Greek thunderer, after whom he is named. Zeus loves to sleep by the window, quickly raising his head from any noise he hears on the street. He loves children and walks, where he causes a real stir. Passers-by ask permission to pet the dog, are interested in his character, and sometimes are openly surprised by the size of the dog, asking if he can ride and where his saddle is.
As for food, feeding a Great Dane is not so easy: Zeus eats about 12 bowls of food a day, and he drinks straight from the shell.
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“I think that our mind is a program, while the brain is an analogue of a computer. It is theoretically possible to copy the contents of the brain onto a computer and thus create a form of eternal life. Today, however, this is not in our power.” Stephen Hawking
