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"Even sand castles fall into the sea eventually." Jimi Hendrix
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Who is this dog? German Shepherd!
It’s impossible not to guess her portrait.
And it’s just unbearably pitiful
That this one has been consigned to oblivion.
Their run is like a shot arrow
And their appearance is filled with beauty.
In any work and in any battle
These dogs have proven their loyalty.
Smart, obedient, sensitive and loved...
German Shepherds, you are unique!
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One day, a swallow with her little chicks was fleeing from predators and found herself on the edge of a deep mountain gorge.
And the first chick began to ask:
Mommy, carry me through, and I will always love you!
You're lying! - said the swallow and threw him into the abyss.
Mom, bear with me, and someday I will save you too! - said the second chick.
You're lying! - said the swallow and also threw him into the abyss. And the third chick said:
Mom, save me, and when I grow up, I will also save my children!
“But you are telling the truth,” said the swallow and saved him.
So let's drink to the bitter truth!
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One day, a beautiful girl, Lydia, came out to the beautiful seashore to swim.
There was a ram on the shore. The beautiful girl Lydia took off her dress, the ram stood.
The beautiful girl Lydia took off her bra, the ram stood.
The beautiful girl Lydia took off her panties, the ram stood.
The beautiful girl Lydia took a bath, got dressed and left, but the ram still stood there.
So let’s drink so that there won’t be such sheep among us.
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In 1910, it was on March 8 that Clara Zetkin and Rosa Luxemburg organized a demonstration of prostitutes in Germany demanding the creation of a trade union for ladies of easy virtue.
Five months later, in August 1910, at the International Socialist Women's Conference in Copenhagen, Clara Zetkin proposed celebrating a single international day of women's solidarity in their struggle for suffrage.
However, the date of the celebration has not been determined.
In 1914, either in memory of the rallies of German prostitutes, or by coincidence with the date of their holding, women went to demonstrations in Austria, Hungary, Germany, the Netherlands, the USA, Switzerland and other countries on March 8 according to the Gregorian calendar.
There were processions on the same day in Russia, which still lived according to the Julian calendar. That is February 23rd. It was in memory of this date that the famous demonstration of women took place in Petrograd on February 23, 1917, which gave impetus to the February Revolution, in honor of the beginning of which in 1921 in the RSFSR they began to celebrate Women's Day on March 8 in a new style.
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Nature gives us the source
Life-giving and pure power,
Birch sap flows,
From a tender and sweet birch tree...
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I remember in my youth, I used to drink a bucket of beer, no matter what, but now I can only drink half a bucket...
What, your health has become completely weak?
No, the muzzle will not get through any further!
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Among all the puppies in the world you will choose ME!!!
We are responsible for each other from now on.
Did you leave a puddle at home? - you’ll tell me: “You’re being naughty!”
I don’t know the rules yet, I’m still a baby.
Do not be angry. Instantly out of puppies (Childhood - a short dream)
I will grow up to be a big, clean and obedient dog.
I ask you for a little for myself -
A drop of affection, a spoonful of food - I won’t eat much.
With a little puppy body he will grow towards you
The tenderness and devotion of a dog. And any fate
I will submit by your side. You are my Master!!!
You are my light, my reward, my God and hero.
I will become your child, friend and slave.
Day and night I will not tire of guarding our house.
I say goodbye to my mother and brothers. Your short life
I entrust it to you forever. – You are my Man!
If it happens, I will lay down my life for you.
Only the Request remains... I will say it
Quietly, quietly, because behind her there is cold, darkness, fear.
You will hear, I hope, - Everything is in your hands:
We must go the same way from now on,
I beg you, for God's sake, DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
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Don’t follow your friends’ example, don’t.
You are no worse than others, no ruder.
There is a trace of lipstick on cigarette butts
only disgust will cause you.
It’s better to put a lilac branch in your mouth, bitter from its growth,
so that my beloved on a spring day
The tart taste on my lips was gone.
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Watson, why do you think the swamp stinks so much?
Yes, this is all the Hound of the Baskervilles, shitting and shitting.
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“No, is it normal? I’m standing by the car, not touching anyone! Suddenly from behind: “WOOF!” I almost jumped up! I turn around, and this MONSTER is rushing towards me, and the owner is behind her on a leash like on a water ski: “IT doesn’t bite!” Well, of course, it doesn’t bite! IT immediately devours you! There’s a half-eaten hand sticking out of its mouth! “Don’t run away” Aha! Lie down on the ground like an asterisk - it’s more comfortable for Sharik! Just take off your shoes, otherwise he’ll be constipated!!!" Mark Shaheen
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Appreciate those with whom you share the same type of cockroaches in your head...
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I'll give the baby to good hands,
He is unpretentious when it comes to food and eats everything.
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Apple was founded on April 1, 1976 by Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak and Ronald Wayne.
Steve Wozniak joined the Homebrew Computer Club, a group of computer enthusiasts and geeks who met in the garage of an unemployed engineer. Jobs went there too.
Inspired by these meetings, Wozniak began developing a personal computer, which later became the prototype of the Apple I.
The main work on the development and assembly of the Apple I took place at his workplace in the Hewlett-Packard office (he was an employee at that time).
“The work was done in my office at Hewlett-Packard in Cupertino (California): I soldered, assembled chips, designed them, drew on drawing tables. It was an incredible time,” Steve Wozniak recalled in the same interview.
It's funny that the young engineer tried several times to persuade his superiors - Hewlett-Packard managers - to start producing his computer. And I was refused five times. But his friend Steve Jobs became interested in the idea and suggested that his namesake, who was 5 years older than him, organize a business on his own. After some deliberation (“Even if we go bankrupt, at least we’ll tell our grandchildren that we had our own company”) Wozniak quit HP, and most importantly, he took his invention with him. In fact, the rights to it, according to the employment contract, belonged to the employer, but they easily let the employee go with this useless “toy”.
At the next meeting of the Homemade Computer Club, Jobs and Wozniak presented a computer.
Then the first buyer was found, Paul Terrell, owner of the Byte Shop, who was the first to decide to organize a mass sale of computer equipment.
He needed assembled circuit boards and agreed to buy 50 complete Apple I computers for $500 each.
In the future, the creators of the IT giant will call this deal the most important in their lives.
They had to assemble the first batch of cars at Jobs’s parents’ house, including in the garage: they didn’t have an office yet.
It took a month to complete the order. The partners involved everyone they could in the work: relatives, friends, acquaintances. Some of them soldered microcircuits, some inserted chips, some drew up documents. Steve Jobs' mother played the role of secretary: she sat on the phone, answering calls.
The order was completed exactly on time: the young businessmen supplied Paul Terrell with fifty complete computers, and Steve Jobs paid for the components he had borrowed from the distributor.
The company got back on its feet early the next year, when Jobs was able to wrest $250,000 from venture capitalist Don Valentine.
Apple received funding, acquired full-time employees and its own office in Cupertino, leaving that same house with a garage in Los Altos.
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Don't waste your life on those who don't value you
For those who don’t love you and don’t wait for you,
To those who will undoubtedly cheat on you,
Who will suddenly take a “new turn”.
Don't waste your tears on those who don't see them,
For those who simply don't need you,
To those who, after apologizing, will offend again,
Who sees life from the other side.
Don't waste your energy on those you don't need
For dust in the eyes and noble show-off,
For those who have a cold with wild jealousy,
For those who are madly in love with themselves.
Don't waste words on those who can't hear them
For a trifle not worthy of offence,
On those who breathe evenly next to you,
Whose heart does not hurt with your pain.
Don't waste your life, it's not endless,
Appreciate every breath, moment and hour,
After all, in this world, although not flawless,
There is someone who prays to heaven only for you!
Trump Love
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In a small Chinese village there lived a good-natured old man. One day he found an abandoned puppy while working on a farm. The baby was dirty and very weak. The man felt sorry for the stray dog, thinking that all his children had already grown up and gone to work in the big city. He was left completely alone. So the man decided to take the puppy home.
The old man took the dog, which could soon die from hunger and cold. He looked after her well, bathed and fed her. Gradually the dog grew. Every day she became stronger, stronger and bigger.
The animal was very grateful to the old man for his care. The dog often helped his savior, doing everything in his power when the old man was engaged in farming. The old man and the dog were always close. They became very attached to each other. The connection between them became stronger and stronger.
However, the dog became larger and larger.
He already weighed almost 300 kilograms! A bear can weigh about the same. The alarmed old man suspected something was wrong. Out of fear of some kind of disease, he took his friend to the veterinarian for a check-up.
But the doctor reassured the elderly man by telling him that the dog had a genetic mutation. It does not cause harm to the body. Hearing that the dog was healthy, the old man was incredibly happy. But the gigantic size of his four-legged friend does not scare him.
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Don't envy a friend if the friend is richer
If he is more beautiful, if he is smarter.
May his wealth, may his good luck
The straps of your sandals will not be worn out...
Move more vigorously along your path,
Smile wider at his success:
Maybe bliss is on your doorstep
And perhaps need and crying await him.
Cry his tears! laugh loudly!
Feel it with your full heart up and down!
Don’t stop your friend from rejoicing in success:
Igor Severyanin
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Our biggest misconception is that
that we still have a lot of time...
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They said a decisive “No!” alcohol. It turned out that moonshine doesn’t hear a damn thing...
