It’s true. We have at least two that we’re aware of. 
Why is everyone Dan now
If you only took away one thing from our AMA, we hope this is it.
In 1856, John Taylor invented “Taylor’s Prepared Ham” or “Taylor Ham” for short.
In 1906 the FDA forced him to change it to “Pork Roll” because it didn’t meet the U.S. government’s definition of ham.
He died three years later, we can only assume in disgust at his life’s work being diminished by regulatory overreach.
Pork Roll is for statists. Taylor Ham is for anarchists.
Let this be a lesson.
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PORK ROLL IS THE BSV OF TAYLOR HAM
We convinced a Pork Roll enjoyoor to become a full Taylor Ham maxi today.
Our reasoning was indisputable.
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So many possibilities with this one.
Today we’re taking a side in a debate even more contentious than the Blocksize War:
Taylor Ham vs. Pork Roll
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Obviously, we’re Taylor Ham maximalists. Check out our WEEKLY SPECIAL and let us know where you stand.
Okay, back to work. 🍺
Side effect: Everyone has laser eyes now.
Why go to the park when you can see the #eclipse from the pub? ☀️🌑🍺
Don’t end up like Tony Skelatonia. Wear your eclipse glasses if you’re staring at the sun today.
We’ll be out in Washington Square Park. Look for the miscreant wearing a PubKey shirt. We’ve got a few extra pairs of these.
Ominous. 😬
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Stay safe out there today. Don’t bring home any strange-looking plants. 🪴🩸
What do you say, let’s give a few out at our bar?
Today we’re piloting something new we’ve been working on called “Just Walk In” technology.
That’s where you just walk in and buy a beer. 🍺
Dear lord…
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