I'm glad you're back 😂😂. Tellin it like it is and whatnot. Stay bumble and zap sats 💜🫂
TIL fart lighting, the intentional ignition of flammable gases in flatulence like methane and hydrogen, can produce blue, yellow, or orange flames. A novelty practice among young men for decades, it’s risky and often performed in group settings despite its potential for serious injury.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting
#til #todayilearned

Best kind of mornings. No excitement. And dog ☺️.
Guess I'm getting a new microwave for Christmas 😐. It's not supposed to sound like it downshifted or smell like burning electrical, right? Very glad I didn't wander off while heating yarn cheese kid's chicken and veggies for lunch this morning or I'd be writing this while I watched my kitchen burn. All is well, no fires and the beast is unplugged so it won't be breathing fire any time soon. Glad I can slay my own dragons 🐉. Anyway...good morning nostr, hope you have a less exciting day!
I might hop on the corny tomorrow midday some time. Currently drowning sorrows in wine and River Monsters. 🫂🫂
I put on my big girl panties and deal with it, and I know that it isn't as bad as it could be, but I miss my husband when he's working out of town. I miss his breathing next to me when we're sleeping. I hope that there are other people out there that love their spouses/partners like this and I hope that those who are out there looking for it find yours. Goodnight and good dreams.
Dear Danta Claus, I've been a good girl this year. I want a pony and yarn. Thank you, Yarnlady 🤣





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