If you know you know. 
Reddit is useless. Even for asking legitimate questions. Posted on an eBay sub reddit to ask if I was being scammed, post removed by moderators.
Can't wait to be the proud owner of a Madex! Order placed😎
Just got my barber setup with bitcoin.!
Fully self sovereign mining stack! 
Hy gebruik a dehidreer. Vleis is gou uit gedroog so ek dink nie dit sal vrot nie. Maar jy kry nie die dik stukke wat kan dan gesny word. Ook nooit biltong met rosemary gehad, ek dink dit kan dalk lekker smaak.
Lyk soos "Beef Jerky" maak groeter stukke en sny hulle op.
Just in time for winter! 
Takes a long time. But you only have to do it once. They are the most resilient thing when paired with a steel tube for storage.
Hoping to see history made today. 
Just run it and open a thick channel to a well known payment provider. Install Zeus on you mobile and you have a self custodial bitcoin lightning wallet. Don't run it with the expectation of making profit.
From a concensus point of view I get it but culturally Bitcoin is still very out there. Perhaps Germans are more sensitive to monetary debasement with the history of Weimar era inflation and more recent EU spending?