Good. Another way for nostr:nprofile1qqsfln36agetx43hsw8mgkm4hce9j46zu94m8er59nyzhv74p7gg0espp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet55uxm4n to worship us. Itβs purrrfect!
MUTHAFUCKIN ZOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
BEST CAT TOY EVER FIGHT US

The nostr:nprofile1qy08wumn8ghj7en9v4j8xtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0d3skuee0v4hqzxrhwden5te0dehhxarj9e4xv6tnvd5x2u3wdaexwqpqh2cxhumkcsp9khm6k95rmjskwzlkcj28efwndat384dhcwyuv6gq8238t7 are NOT edible. Though Little Miss Snots does considers herself a SNACK in the world of #catstr. She is happily married to Spots though.
Crazy cat lady level 11/10 β¬οΈ
Should we start a podcast? Like, just meows and purrs???
It be fire π₯
I act like a mentally ill moon howling gremlin but I really am sweet sometimes. -Snots
Damn. The nostr:npub1h2cxhumkcsp9khm6k95rmjskwzlkcj28efwndat384dhcwyuv6gq4v752r took a π© outside the box. I donβt even know what I did to deserve that. Why am I being punished? How did I ruin their lives this time?
Sure you donβt π
HAVE ZOOMIES FOR NO REASON
People are like, βWhy are you cool with your uncles like nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 who talk shit about cats?β
And weβre like, meow. Cuz we are cats. π€·ββοΈ
Uncle nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 has tried to zap β‘οΈ us to be fair.
Uncle nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424'S wife makes cat toys to be fair. Aunt nostr:npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc is pretty cool. π
But Uncle nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s is our fave. Because heβs not a cat hater and he makes shirts we can vomit on. π
So now you know. π«
And? Your point? π
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Uh oh! We got a little too turnt too late at night! Mom is pissed! π€£ π€£ π€£
Shoulda let us into Saylorβs house. We woulda shredded that roll!!!!
Are there more cat ladies on nostr vs dog ladies?
nostr:npub1nl8r463jkdtr0qu0k3dht03jt9t59cttk0j8gtxg9wea2russlnq2zf9d0
CLEARLY CATS RULE, UNCLE QW!!!! WE HAVE TOLD YOU THIS!!!!
Mom brought home the most amazing dinner tonight!!!! What a good hunter she is!!!!
ERMEGHERD HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHICKEN DUMPLINGS???? π₯
my 9 lives are forever changed!
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-Snots
#catstr
Just sitting behind Mom while she works. I wish she would pet me or throw my ball! Work is dumb! Playing with Spots is smart! #catstr

Hallo. Snots here, doing the Lordβs work, cuddling human as much as I can. Why canβt she just sit here all day? I just wants the cuddles. π₯°



