If Kamala wins, I will be accepting my $25k first-time-home-owner bribe and buying #sats

That is a Florida Man promise!

You ever tried to tell an Argentinian expat to put a shirt on??

I know how it works. You may want to justify anything Trump does, thats your right, I choose not to justify anything government does. Vote harder, that'll fix things.

The bigger margin Kamala wins by the safer we will all be 🇺🇸

I did pack it out

Good luck. Speedgoats 😂 Gotta catch them at rest. Besides, they taste better if that adrenaline isn't pumping.

Was it picked up? Haha

Not my favorite thing to find on a hiking trail 🫤

You know how dehydrators work … right?

Update: the police are now checking IDs to walk on many of the streets near Madison Square Garden and this has improved the situation, a lot of the rowdy MAGA crowd seem to be gone 👀 it’s pretty sad that Trump has been consistently moving us towards this authoritarian way of living by instigating violence events like January 6th 🇺🇸 #nyc

Yes me and the boys are starting an organic grass-fed biltong (small) business 🤙🐮🤠

I'm not people/street smart but I am science smart.

We all have to stop burning Fossil Fuels YESTERDAY !!!

#Solar

#Heat pumps

100% #renewable

#EV

#ELECTRIFY EVERYTHING

#climate emergency

Thank you sir!

Now that coffee is ready, let’s see who’s killing who.

#Dadtsr

RIP my sweet angel. You were my best friend for the last 15 years and the greatest dog I man could want. I love you and miss you already. Goodbye, my sweet girl. #dogstr

GM! Spicy take after waking up and stepping in diarrhea: dogs are overrated and kids are underrated.