I’d collage while #[1]​ reinforced our chicken coop, simpler times 🥹

No AI, just scissors and tape

That’s exactly what an AI would say.

That's awesome 👏

Turned Peter’s simping into a shirt and will wear it on stage at the #Bitcoin Conference in Miami when #[1]​ and I MC ⚡️

If you don’t have tickets, you can use the code CRINGE for 10% off.

Or don’t, Bitcoin doesn’t care.

Sometimes ya get jammed up for a day in an airport in Detroit....

Time to practice stoic living 🙏🔥

Meditate on virtue

Be thankful for the chance to practice what i preach as i sit in the seed oil ridden Fear driven gateway to the clown world

i can be in a state of Zen

You have to make the ZOMG!! 😳 😮 😱 face, point at some bitcoin chart and say “I can’t believe this happened!!” in all caps.

Well I got roasted again.

Does this happen to you?

Dear god, the Zion onboarding is so hostile to users. Why make a social app if you hate humans and the way humans think.

Seriously it’s screen after screen of “go the fuck away and don’t use this”. Then you get through the social app and it lands you on the wallet. Really? They’ve got to lose 99.99% of users who install. It’s sad someone spent so much time building something and never thought of user testing or even talking to users.

Someone should put a NOSTRICH on this

The face you make when your dad is publicly simping for Carla

Who in their right mind simps for carla over walker and his highly seckshual sultry voice that needs to be featured in more songs? I mean, carla’s great and all but cmon

Polaroids of me in Forest Park

To troll him or seduce him apparently 🤣

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