If your wife doesn't randomly move all your shit, is she really your wife?

GM ☕️ 🫂 🤙

#funny

For those who do not understand what just happened:

First, Q1 2024 GDP growth slowed to just 1.6% which is less than HALF of the 3.4% Q4 2023 number.

This reading is roughly 50% BELOW Goldman Sach's expectations.

But it gets even worse.

At the same time, the US Core PCE Price Index soared from 2.0% to a staggering 3.7%.

This crushed estimates of 3.4% and further suggests that inflation is on the rise.

We have a weakening economy with rising inflation.

The worst possible outcome for the Fed.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF THE CEO

"Despite recent government action Nostr will continue to provide the ability for our communities to exchange V4V. It is not our, nor any governments business if Bill gives 25 sats to Tom for a meme mocking a politician.

Freedom to transact will be protected at all costs. We will never engage in KYC if you want your avatar to be a retarded cat, go for it. The autistic memeing, the exchange of value, the camaraderie and above all the zaps will continue."

~ Nostr CEO - 4-25-24

#grownostr

Just surf.🌊🏄

With anamorphic encryption you can create a local secret anywhere on Earth via #cyberspace and it can serve as proof-of-location without the use of specialized hardware or blockchains. It only requires proof-of-work to set up and it can be verified non-interactively.

IMHO this is a big deal and kind of amazing.

Local secrets enable people on the internet to verify if another person on the internet is physically near them or belonging to their local community without even knowing who they are.

Example: I have the local secret for Place A and I hash it and share it with you. You do the same and share it with me. If we have the same hash, we know we are physically near each other even if we don't know each other's identities.

I feel like this could be used for a million different things. It's hard to even begin to imagine.

I feel like this is an unpopular opinion, but very fucking true:

Bicycling can't replace jogging.

It's a great addition but it isn't a replacement.

Amazing

Do you plan to buy your next home 🏡 with #Bitcoin ??

Unfathomably Based

Good morning #Nostr