A story that illustrates why I will never orange pill anyone ever again.

2015- Attempt to orange pill friend multiple times. No dice. Totally uninterested.

2019- He asks me if now is a good time to get into bitcoin. “It’s always a good time”. I set him up with a HW wallet and tell him DCA and chill.

2019- Friend calls me a few months later, he wants to put the down payment money for his house into bitcoin, but he’s nervous. I say no worries I will backstop your investment. What’re friends for?! I want you to succeed. He now has a no risk investment. Financed by me.

2020: Friend is doing well. Has been stacking hard and has 2 coins. A great stack for his income.

2021: He starts watching cringey YouTube videos about shitcoin trading. Gets into a private telegram, trades his 2 bitcoin into 4 and then gets rug pulled and loses everything.

2021: He’s near suicidal, very dark times. He doesn’t tell me anything because he knows I warned him about trading and thinks I’ll be disappointed in him. Finally he tells me. I help him get a personal loan so he can take advantage of the remainder of the bull run. He sells at 55k and manages to break even. He’s not up but he’s got his house money back.

2023: We’re out drinking with some other friends from high school. He expresses some jealousy towards me in a semi awkward fashion. “Every time I see this dude (me) I think about bitcoin.”

2024: I meet up with him so the kids can play at the park. Vibe is off. Lots of insecurity and tension. They’re going on a trip to San Diego and I ask if they might go to the zoo while there. “I can’t afford that. That’s for rich people like you”. Odd interaction, but I shake it off.

2024: A few weeks later he gets drunk and hits on my wife via text messages. She shows me immediately and I confront him. He’s like “sorry bro I was drunk I didn’t mean it”. I tell him off and make clear this is the last time we will ever speak.

No good deed goes unpunished. I could not have been nicer to this dude and more helpful along the way and he is fully consumed by envy towards me.

Unfortunate.

Actually, I want to continue to be active on #Nostr, but what do I want to write? on Twitter, I often just read and repost

Gm,

If you have a self custodial lightning address, please drop it below.

Feel like breaking some European laws today, since any anonymous Bitcoin payment is illegal to them lmfao

Will send you an anonymous payment from my node. It'll be our little secret 😉

GM #nostr, what kind of number is shown in the third line? #OrangeClock

will zap the correct answer

One of the most difficult misconceptions about Bitcoin is that bitcoin works either as a battery or as a multiplier for dollars.

When people say "money flows into bitcoin", this is mistaken, there are no money flowing into Bitcoin, they end up in the hands (bank accounts or suitcases) of people the sold Bitcoin.

In this way, if you buy Bitcoin, you can't lose dollars on it, the dollars were never there.

A much better frame is understanding that you are exchanging one form of money for another. If you get BTC, you are in sats, not in usd/eur/czk/pyg/...

I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs!

#bitcoin