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beejay

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Twin Cities MN native - Old lady, tech nerd, cookbook author Low sugar ground beef jerky @ https://mailboxmeat.com/ Free keto recipes at @ https://ketobeejay.npub.pro/ Low carb for T2D Faith >>> religion 🙏 I ♥ silly cat GIFs #anarchist #agorist N=1

https://ketolish.us/

Gm #Nostr

Happy Monday, everybody

#Catstr #memestr

Yes, me too. I just haven't had that last stamp made yet.

Idk what that means bc I'm an old

Lol

That’s the real question

I mean, I'm busy lol

No idea what anyone's talking about these days

So what’s the new thing we all will be using?

Using for what?

🎉

(and many other engines, but this is not me trying to start an argument about which one's best, because I fucking hate all of it)

Unfortunately no.

👍 Just checking that it wasn't an error on my end

GM ☕

Lol gm

But without government, who would kidnap homeless people without due process?

https://nypost.com/2025/07/24/us-news/trump-to-sign-executive-order-forcing-homeless-off-americas-streets/

Are you not zap-able?

Beejay loves good a grammar 😏

Keep on me. I'll do better.

I often proof my haiku's after posting 👎

It's okay broseph

I only help those I like

I'm here if you need

#bjhaiku

This note was emitted by a GrapheneOS equipped slate

Awesome

I think I'll try out Graphene today

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Can't laugh at yourself?

You'll forever be hurting

And the jokes on you.

#haiku

💯

joke's *

I think I'll try out Graphene today

I don't wax poetic about my products on nostr because it's just fucking jerky, and if you like homemade meat treats delivered to your mailbox, you know what to do...

Shop at Mailboxmeat.com and Bitcoin at checkout

Don't forget, 10% off all orders paid with Bitcoin by using code: 𝗙𝗜𝗫𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬

Why are you on nostr?

Because I do what I want.

I earn and spend it

Bread is risen (low carb)

#foodstr #cooking #lowcarb #keto

We have one of those neighborhood cats. I call him Scammer. He must have several homes he visits to catch a meal and a nap. Then, off he goes onto the next home.

He is notably in good shape compared to our lazy no muscle tone housecat.

Cats just do what they want

Gm #Nostr

Happy Sunday, everybody #Catstr #memestr

AI: Mediocrity has never been easier. 🤣

AI: Here, enjoy some terrible machine-generated slop.

Warning:SOUND OFF!

I've been working on rehabbing my creativity doing things like the Artist's Way and learning how to draw. I've also been taking singing lessons which has been a lifelong dream but I am aware I am not great at it.

This damn cat almost every day that I practice my singing will come sit directly next to me so she can wince, flatten her ears, and hiss at me throughout my entire singing practice time.

Literally it's such a big house she could go many places where she wouldn't hear me but she wants me to know what she thinks of my singing 😭🤣🙀

Happy #caturday #catstr #singing

https://video.nostr.build/0159cdb2c3263d6608b5d642cf8274b91b605c836817a9de8cce1455a7e4a8b0.mp4

🤣

Lmfao

ha ha

What absolute r-words

🚨Quiche out of the oven! 🚨

#QuicheAlerts #foodstr #cooking

Ground Elk Handcrafted Jerky (2-pack) for 21.8k sats ⚡including 2-day shipping (US only)

Chewy, tender delicious jerky strips made from lean ground elk + clean ingredients. This one sells out fast whenever it's in stock.

Choose "Bitcoin" at checkout to get a lightning code by email

🛒 Shop https://ketolish.us/product/elk-mild-jerky/

Looks like a relish tray!! Been awhile since I’ve seen one.

It's just a small wooden cutting board I got as part of a set from my nephew for Christmas a couple of years ago.

15 minutes was all I had in me, it always feels like a big jump from 10 to 16 extra pounds...I used to have more than 50 pounds all the time, it's no wonder I was always tired. It's still miserable hot outside, 96F with 44% humidity (pretty low for these parts so I'm sweating but my skin itches 🙄). #walkstr #gotthatgijoekungfugrip #noideawhatdaythismakes #somethinginsteadofnothing

Cheering you on, ain't no way I'd survive those weather conditions 🎉🙏

I didn’t say beejay complains about the weather no matter the season😂

I hate the dead of winter where I live. Dark, soggy muddy and gloomy. It’s shite.

It's sunny and blue most of the winter here. Only a few overcast days (white sky, not gray)

You know what they say about the size of a man's ashtray nostr:nprofile1qqs9ywrudwvucs42c5v3dvyt0dga9wkalsvl9wsgmq4yssegf8dalvspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcprpmhxue69uhhg6r9vfshym3wdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9820fc ?

👀

Eric FJ 🪬⚡️

Good morning y’all

Gm

🙏

Sometimes people just make it so you don't want to share anything online these days.

I'm just here for #memestr, #catstr, and talk to like, the five people on here who aren't trynna school me, or tell me what to do.

Replying to Exodia38

I understand what you are trying to convey. In a sound money standard, however, the rich are rich because they helped others the most.

Care to explain what you think is sound about fiat?

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