Conspiracy theories are a low-effort way to undermine the establishment.
The real way to effect change is to build something better like bitcoin. nostr:note12e5dzqqgmprz4gx8ynj8f58u9wcmr9vuxqlm5rdurmtdfre3thvqdzwt69
Nah, up it to the full value of Satoshi’s coins
7 steps to achieve personal hyperbitcoinization:
1. Set a thirst trap
2. Record a podcast
3. Speak at conferences
4. Form a VC firm
5. Raise a fund
6. Feed the geese with it
7. Ascend into heaven
For the sake of Mrs. Allen, I’m glad you don’t.
Imagine there’s a light in you and your only job is to share it with others.
What did the bear market of 2022 teach this writer about #bitcoin?
It’s time to make peace.
I swear, Dinosaur Jr. is like the #bitcoin pleb soundtrack.
No fucks given, making the world deaf, face-melting solos. You could put these dudes at BitBlockBoom and not tell the difference.
Repeal Daylight Savings Time
I’m a single-issue voter.
Adding this to my reading list for orange-pilling folks. 
Sam Bankman-Fraud
Now that the bull market is back, let me just say 2022 did a number on my mental health, y’all. Let’s not do that shit again.
I’m reaching out to the email address on the whitepaper and letting Satoshi know we demand up only from now on.
I carved the scariest thing I could think of. Watch out for those spooky exchanges.
#Bitcoin #Halloween #WhitepaperDay 
Shhh! Satoshi might hear you.
[slams door in face] “You’ll thank me later!”
But that’s raising weak men and hard times, Mark. The wife and kids need to carry themselves! No excuses!
The powers that be want you yelling at cardboard cutouts instead of them. nostr:note1yaxy438e7ps86tza8uwcgremtmsj5nz7msg4fje6dlg52kul5ajq74lgtt
Brain chip update