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#Techno Producer. Just here for the ride🙏🏻. New npub, been here for a while, this isn't my first rodeo😎. #Nostr only👌🏻.

Aah, that's your problem then. I've only ever used WoS for LN payments but I have heard good things about Poenix and Zeus, take your pick. Yes friend, I received the sats. Very kind, thank you🙏🏻.

Golf. Is for rich wankers, I'm not short of money, but I'm not a golf wanker. "The Masters", this week. Thunder and lightening disrupting things. Why do the stupid cunts, in charge of "The Masters" host the event, at this time of year, in that part of the world🤷🏻‍♂️? #Golf #Wankers🥳.

Just pay the tarrifs, you uninhabited Penuguin island birds. Otherwise, they'll drop bombs🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤦🏻‍♂️.

I was at T in the Park watching Radiohead in '17. I like Scotland. Particularly Glasgae. My Granny was Scottish, she was a Dundonian. My son, also practices MMA, he's a Ju-jitsu Brown belt🥳.

That was my once clean little studio. It's a shit show now. It's also a quarter past 4 in the morning. Fortune favours, the brave. Good day gentlemen🎩.

What I do like about the game where Jim Laker took 19 of the 20 wickets, is the fact that one of them, was Richie Benaud's. He was the best cricket commentator, bar Brian Jhonstone. What I liked about him, was this. Shortly after his passing, about 15 years or so ago. Somebody said, or words to this effect "Richie, had a certain poise, not known to many Aussies, He just said, what needed to be said, when it did". He was a fantastic cricketer and commentator. I'll leave you with this......

I was stood behind this fella while queuing up for a piss at the Old Trafford during the last Ashes Series over here. I was Rip-Roaringly-Pissed🥳. Anyway, it made laugh, the whinging cheating ball tapering cunt🫂.

Who was born in a house full of pain?

Who was trained not to spit in the fan?

Who was told what to do by the man?

Who was broken by trained personnel?

Who was fitted with collar and chain?

Who was given a pat on the back?

Who was breaking away from the pack? (Breaking away)

Who was only a stranger at home? (Only a stranger)

Who was ground down in the end? (Ground down)

Who was found dead on the phone? (Found dead)

Who was dragged down by the stone?

Who was dragged down by the stone?

And he's not looking at Jim Laker here, make no mistake. The only man to take all 10 wickets in a match and, fuck me, he took 19 in the whole sorry shit show of an innings. Still, Mr Laker, spared the poor critter, there was no blood letting🤷🏻‍♂️. Alan Border, though. A savage. The uncouth WA Beast. On your shoulders, be it. A stain on your nation, Sir. Vile heathens🤦🏻‍♂️.

Alan, after mercilessly bludgeoning to death, the poor critter with his bat. Just check out that look of disdain on his face. A merciless killer🤷🏻‍♂️.

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And the blood should I slit your throat?

https://open.spotify.com/track/3zBhihYUHBmGd2bcQIobrF

I will genuinely have a fist, with any one who thinks this isn't one of the best voices to operate his laylrynx. I mean that. Any takers🤷🏻‍♂️?

https://youtu.be/ULx9k2QkL94

It doesn't get more obscure than this, but it's a great tune. Give it a listen, brothers🙏🏻.

#Nostr has such a lovely, homely feel about it. It's a really nice place🙏🏻.