Chuck Norris doesn't use stunt doubles, except for in the crying scenes.
Chuck Norris' favorite seafood restaurant always serves him armadillo on the half shell.
If you use a comeback at Chuck Norris while talking, he will comeback your face. Chuck Norris: Your gay. You: Im straighter than the pole you danced on last night. Chuck Norris: Go get grounded by your mom with that joke Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris can text/watch videos/surf the web.... on a payphone.
After barely being beat in a foot race by a cheetah, Chuck Norris pointed his finger at the fast cat and said,"Man, you're such a cheetah!" They paused for a second and then burst out laughing, as they left together to go eat a zebra or something..,
Chuck Norris has a Lucario named Telepatly. He doesn't use it in battle often, as said Lucario always wins on turn -247 to turn 3, and that would be even more unfair. However, said Lucario lives up to its nickname like heck.
Only Chuck Norris can cause a Sonic Boom.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Michael Jackson invented the Moonwalk after observing Chuck Norris in a pasture while he was scraping horse shit off his boot heels.
Every pet Chuck Norris has owned could shoot laser beams out of there eyes
There are lesser apes and greater apes. Chuck Norris is the greatest apes of them all.
Chuck Norris only has good cholesterol because low serum cholesterol is afraid to show up in his bloodstream.
Chewbacca was inspired by the time Chuck Norris attended a Hollywood party in the mid-70's wearing only a bullet belt.
haoerlkfsjkjfkjkpiku.. That's what you said after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked your face in.
Pac-Man was based on Chuck Norris. They both eat souls.
FACT: You are having a birthday because Chuck Norris decided to let you live another year!
Chuck Norris can enrich uranium in his popcorn maker.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
Air cannot be seen because it is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a Zombie. Shortly thereafter, the Zombie displayed greatly increased muscle mass and some serious bad-ass tendencies.