Brokeback Mountain is not just a film. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas is his backyard.

Chuck Norris is the only anagram for 'death' that doesn't contain any of its letters.

Chuck Norris invented The Kama Sutra.

Chuck Norris doesn't get morning wood, he gets morning Redwood!

All of Chuck Norris' chinese ex-girlfriends say "chuck can fuck" but it didnt work out because "chuck ig-nore-us"

Chuck Norris has enough meat in his pants to feed 17 million starving ninjas.

Elizabeth Taylor's last words were - "I only ever loved Chuck Norris".

Chuck Norris counted to infinity , twice.

If Chuck Norris gives you a bag of wet mice for a Christmas gift, consider yourself lucky! It could have been something related to his foot and your face.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the winnyness out of Caillou.

MUGEN's several depictions of Chuck Norris are actually based on strands of Chuck Norris's beard.

Nintendo once tried to duplicate Chuck Norris' hands. They got close; we know them as Dialga & Palkia.

Chuck Norris was the only person to ever shoot at Wyatt Earp and not miss. Many Bothans died to bring you this information.

When Chuck Norris was a kid, the Tooth Fairy left the keys to Fort Knox under his pillow, in exchange for a molar.

When Chuck Norris runs his finger around the rim of a crystal glass, every dog within a four-mile radius explodes.

Chuck Norris isn't the man he used to be. He's even better.

In Texas they give the condemned inmate on death row an option..firing squad or Chuck Norris.

Everybody knows that Chuck Norris blows smoke rings when he smokes cigars. But did you know that after eating Texas Chili, he often shows-off by blowing blazing fart rings.

Chuck Norris CAN eat only one Lays Potato Chip.

Chuck Norris considers Ben Hur to be a midget.