Michelle Obama twerks only for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris grows his crops on solid concrete,and they are twice the size of ground grown crops.

Chuck Norris has X-ray smell.

Chuck Norris once went Mach 17 on a 12 speed with no back tire.

how many Chuck Norris' does it Chuck to Norris? Chuck. Fucking Norris.

Chuck Norris has no enemies, he only has victims

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to your solar plexus will cause your toenails to crack.

Chuck Norris once killed a T-rex With A lion

Chuck Norris has a gun rack above his toilet.

Chuck Norris can pause a movie at the cinema

Whenever people are holding wooden boards, Chuck Norris breaks them in half. Then he breaks the boards.

Chuck Norris changed the law of BODMAS to ROUNDHOUSE

The original phrase "balls to the wall" was in reference to anytime Chuck Norris entered a building smaller than an aircraft hanger

Only Chuck Norris can prevent a forest fire.

Once Chuck Norris pissed off anger, and that is how happiness was invented.

Chuck Norris has the powers of the force, but NOBODY knows

barry chuck once said: paul chuckle is a dick but barry chuckle didnt realise that paul was Chuck Norris in desguise then, a week later paul killed techno viking by mistake and Chuck Norris destroyed royal mail, then killed the mexicans who "wanted a fight". the moral of the story is joe morris likes Chuck Norris and barry chuckle, because sometimes pauls just not enough!

Chuck Norris' nutsack is pepperoni flavored.

Chuck Norris goes on a daily walk to the moon!

Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep. He gets plenty every time he blinks.