Chuck Norris doesn't hate Chris

Austin Staggs once beat up Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris easily on the latest 'Iron Chef America' contest when he prepared and served the judges a knuckle sandwich loaded with C-4.

If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception

Chuck Norris does not pay taxes. He subsidizes the national economy.

Chuck Norris pee's napalm and craps C4

I dont know why people make Chuck Norris jokes. chuck is just a dick, and oh hey how did you g

Chuck Norris doesnt get poisoned by a cobra, the cobra gets poisoned by Chuck Norris

People use x-ray films to view the solar eclipse. Chuck Norris goes to the moon to have a better view of the phenomemon with his naked eyes.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to vaccume his house, dust refuses to accumulate there.

Chuck Norris was annoyed by the noise coming from his neighbor's house. So he punched his neighbor in the throat and moved his house over four blocks.

Chuck Norris loves all of his dogs, cats and horses .... with onions and gravy paired with a yak cheese, condor foie gras schmear on melba toast and a gallon jug of muscatel.

Lightning never strikes the same place twice, so that it is less likely to be caught by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill over 9000 ailens, birds, noobs, people with only oen rock

Einstein's Theory of Relativity states that nothing can travel faster than light... except Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

Touching Chuck Norris' beard will increase you life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math. "

Chuck Norris is proud to be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Chuck Norris combs his hair with a pitchfork.

As a youngster, just for kicks Chuck Norris would often tie up a neighborhood kid and tell him he'd be back in 30 minutes to kick his @$$. That man grew up to be Harry Houdini.