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Stupid Fucking Retard
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They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.

Isaac Newton: I have discovered Gravity!

Normal person: What the fuck is "Gravity", you goofy bastard?! No person I know has ever heard of Gravity. Stop making up things you stupid fucking retard!

Since I stopped drinking Alcohol and replaced it with Caffeine, I have been having so many moments of clarity I am practically lucid. Tweak posting is superior to drunk posting.

If Space is infinite than God's Kingdom must also be infinite.

Joe Biden is the kind of guy that would implode the Virgo Super Cluster.

Your World revolves around God.

God's World revolves around you.

My one weakness, a cute girl that I am physically attracted to. Dear Lord, give me the strength to overcome these degenerate impulses pulsing through my body!

Where some people see an error in artificial intelligence, I see the malevolence of a computer programmer. technically this constitutes terrorism. LOL. LMAO.

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Stay tuned for my six million page manifesto.

I wrote it in four years.

Look around this room. Every Student in this room has the lowest grades in the school district. Be less Black! Get better grades!

Marxist Liberals like talking shit about Corporations, but how many of them live in a Cabin in the forest maintaining subsistence farms, hunting and foraging for everything they need so that they no longer have to give money to Corporations?

Does the Hat Man like Pipkin Pippa?

Maybe I should stack six hundred milligrams of Benadryl and ask him in person.

No home for hate

No tolerance for technophobia

I am not surprised, just disappointed.

Keep stacking those Satoshis