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Stupid Fucking Retard
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They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.

World War 2 was not fought because Hitler ostensibly wanted to murder all non white non Christian people, World War 2 was fought because after Germany made Usury illegal they reversed inflation, eliminated the national debt, and became the richest country in Europe, and the Elders of Zion were afraid of losing control of world banking. That is why the Bank of England issued a blank check to Poland in exchange for provoking War with Germany by attacking German towns bordering Poland.

We are the grand sons of the NAZIs that you failed to kill.

We don't need the Police because we have Guns.

*forty years later in a nursing home*

Stupid Fucking Retard: Take your God damn hands off me! I don't want to contract Nigger Rabies! The next thing you know I will be looting and burning convenience stores and blaming it on random excuses like that the Police killed a violent criminal!

If I clean up my neighborhood I will be the most infamous mass shooter since Stephen Paddock.

Hey oomfies, if I needed to do some file sharing on my Android phone in mine craft, what application would you recommend?

FrostWire is broken.

The Bible neither condones nor condemns necrophilia. Where in the Bible does God say "Thou shalt not have sex with a dead woman, as you would have sex with a living woman."? I guess this is one of those unwritten rules and God expects us to have enough sense to not bang dead girls.

If we were in the Book of Revelations, the City of God would not be Tel Aviv, the City of God would be Moscow. Heil Putin!

Archer: Danger Phone is basically a higher quality version of Adventure Communist.

I love playing this shitty mobile game on my Chrome Book, connected to my forty inch 4K TV.

LOL

Respect the elderly.

They have decades more experience at being retarded than you do.

Democracy is the belief that the opinions of retards hold the same merit as the opinions of geniuses.

Women that can not remember to put the toilet seat down expect men to remember to put the toilet seat down, then get mad when they don't do it.

Gotta love these wacky mobile games

*wake up this morning*

Brain: "Stuffed Dog Vagina" is a good name for a Punk Rock Band.

Fuck you Brain, you Stupid Fucking Retard, shut the fuck up.