75 yo man came in recently to “have my prostate checked.”

When I went to give him the finger, his wife stepped out.

Married for nearly 50 years.

He stopped me and said the real reason for the visit is because he slept with a see worker and has lesions on his penis.

He is so worried his wife will find out.

She is still madly in love, and maybe he is as well.

Happens all the time….

It’s international women’s day, the perfect day to recognize the most perfect woman I know, my wife.

She is an OBGYN and has been getting REKT on call. She has been up since 3AM.

She comes home this evening and I ask about her day:

A shoulder dystocia. She saved the baby’s life. I have no doubt. Cut an episiotomy, swept the posterior arm, broke the clavicle, and then delivered a little miracle baby.

I listened to this, her confidence. Her joy in having been there to help. I told her I was proud of her and she said: “I had been preparing for that moment my whole career.”

Mind blown. What a hero. Mother and baby are doing great!