Happy Easter, fellow Nostriches!
After a delightful period of deep focus on stacking and a probably way too much screen time, I've been fortunate to dedicate more energy to the joys of life offline recently. I'll still pop in occasionally to see what you're all up to!

Introducing Misty Breez ⚡️
The simplest self-custodial app for bitcoin payments.
Powered by the Breez SDK - Nodeless.
👌 Lightning Made Easy
→ No channels. No setup fees. Just permissionless P2P payments.
📶 Receive Offline Payments
→ Receive payments offline using mobile notifications.
📧 Lightning Address Support
→ Accept payments with a customizable Lightning address.
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The future of payments starts here 💥
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But if it's not on nostr:nprofile1qqs83nn04fezvsu89p8xg7axjwye2u67errat3dx2um725fs7qnrqlgzqtdq0, does it even exist?
The future of campaign ads just dropped 🤠
This is the answer I got from "Gemini 2.5 Pro (experimental)". Is it better compared to what ChatGPT was telling you?
Okay, let's calculate this. To figure out the total amount of satoshis (sats), we need to:
* Identify all the purchase dates (the first of every month from December 1, 2019, to April 1, 2025).
* Find the approximate price of Bitcoin (BTC) in USD on each of those dates.
* Calculate how much BTC (and thus how many sats) $10 bought on each date.
* Sum up the sats from all purchases.
Details:
* Investment Period: December 1, 2019, to April 1, 2025.
* Frequency: Monthly (on the 1st).
* Investment Amount: $10 per purchase.
* Total Number of Purchases:
* 2019: 1 (Dec)
* 2020: 12
* 2021: 12
* 2022: 12
* 2023: 12
* 2024: 12
* 2025: 4 (Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr)
* Total = 1 + (5 * 12) + 4 = 65 purchases.
* Total Amount Invested: 65 purchases * $10/purchase = $650.
* Conversion: 1 BTC = 100,000,000 sats.
Calculation:
This calculation requires historical price data for the first day of each month. Using a Bitcoin Dollar-Cost Averaging (DCA) calculator is the most practical way to get an accurate result for this period.
Based on historical data sources and DCA calculators (like dcabtc.com or similar tools, using approximate opening/closing prices for the 1st of each month):
* Buying $10 of Bitcoin on the first day of every month from December 1, 2019, to April 1, 2025 (a total of 65 purchases and $650 invested) would have accumulated approximately 2,400,000 to 2,500,000 satoshis.
Important Considerations:
* Price Fluctuations: The exact number of sats depends heavily on the specific price used for each purchase date (opening, closing, high, low, or average price for the day). Different data sources might have slightly different values.
* Transaction Fees: This calculation does not include any potential transaction fees charged by exchanges or platforms for buying Bitcoin. Fees would slightly reduce the amount of Bitcoin (and sats) received with each purchase.
* Timing: The calculation assumes the purchase happened on the first day of the month. The exact time of purchase on that day could also lead to minor variations.
Therefore, while $650 was invested over this period, the resulting satoshi amount is an estimate based on available historical price data, likely landing in the range of 2.4 million to 2.5 million sats.
Was that an April Fool's joke?
Or is the nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds2g5zx8 advanced search wrong?
nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhkcmmrdd3x77pwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxnhwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e3k7mf0qydhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnhv4ehgetjde38gcewvdhk6tc4rdlnm zapped publicly 607 times a total of 7M sats and probably even more with some other profiles or anonymously 😉
I don't want to panic, but at this point you should have you own personal escape plan ready!
"Gen Carsten Breuer ...warns that Nato should be braced for a possible attack in as little as four years."
Maybe I watch "Castle in the Sky" next? Following the Studio Ghibli hype...
Currently it comes with an impressive IMDb rating of 8.0/10. However, it's not even the highest-rated anime ever. Several have higher ratings, such as:
* Attack on Titan: Rated 9.1/10.
* Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood: Rated 9.1/10.
nostr:nprofile1qqs0qtefceq05dsp40nkwpr238kx0p8qv0ycm59vrgaep69w8eu8u5qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmnyjs7x73 What to watch, if you can only choose one?
Just emerged from a viewing of the Twin Peaks movie with friends. Beers were involved 🍻, and let's just say my companions reached peak REM sleep early on! 😂 As for me, the plot is still swirling in my head like a dream. Guess I need an AI to decipher this modern masterpiece! 🤷♀️ #TwinPeaks
Brainstorming nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds2g5zx8 growth ideas nostr:nprofile1qqstfvm3tmwkud4jhrwg6545a2yqslht4pc0nsay7hc4ddvkfp4sajspzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5f835kd explored a strategy to recruit Health & Wellness creators by bridging their X content & offering zaps.
But I think the real focus should be nurturing the next generation of Nostr-only creators as legacy media fades!
Every generation finds its solution from early internet to TikTok, what's next? Even if current influencers resist change, the shift will happen.
Let's build for the future! #Nostr only!
I guess, this is how Greece celebrated rain after a long dry spell and fires. ⛈️🥵
While news can indirectly impact demand, Bitcoin primarily pumps when bids outpace asks at the current price. If no one sells there, bids climb, driving price discovery until a seller agrees, setting a new price.
Powerful traders sometimes attempt to manipulate this by creating artificial bids or asks. This isn't unique to Bitcoin; it's a reality for all assets traded on markets.
While I might have been on Nostr longer and have more followers, that's ultimately irrelevant. The real value lies in the content you create.
If it resonates and is "zapable," people will show their appreciation through zaps, comments, boosts, quotes, and likes.
I value the content itself and the genuine interactions it sparks, not just follower counts. My zaps go to those who provide value or have a positive presence, regardless of how many followers they have. #value4value
New Nostriches eager to gain visibility, concentrate on sharing quality content and engaging authentically in conversations.
Or use: https://npub.pro/
There is no way to explain David Lynch in words, you have to watch his movies. And thanks to nostr.build you can do it right here 💜
Bitcoin mining BBC myths busted:
🎰 Not math, it's a digital lottery!
⚡ Uses wasted energy, not your power.
🔐 Secures a decentralized monetary network, not a controversial industry!
Besides the poor BBC research job, this sounds like a very successful mining in #Zambia
Shout-out to the Gridless Team, nostr:nprofile1qqsy84evlee43jayd5zru26ypctt2n9wajn4h698vy5ynp32peuc35spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxqgnwaehxw309aex2mrp09skymr99ehhyec5qpm3t and nostr:nprofile1qqs9etvzezvwuespxugeghtg0a7e2j0kgksprpr8mt30tcn5ckvddlcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqprdmhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vfwde3x7tnpdenkzmnf9e3k7qgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wfskvunfvdsjuurrv34kgtnx095s54kwuu - keep educating the locals 🫶
Bitcoin block #888,888 an infinity palindrome, achieved!
Calculating future block times, the next occurrence is projected around April 30th, 2177, a gap of at least 152 years. 🤙
Long time horizon. Fiat pricing? Unlikely. 🚀

"You wouldn't zap a car crash."
https://blossom.primal.net/c65f4b6f36a5e5b57381da4471111f4e89f6ac20e98ca40e89a3d680d7c71737.mp4
When nostr:nprofile1qqsxu35yyt0mwjjh8pcz4zprhxegz69t4wr9t74vk6zne58wzh0waycpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg4waehxw309ahx7um5wghx77r5wghxgetk9uq3wamnwvaz7tmpw3kxzuewdehhxarj9ekxzmny9uk0eua6 speaks, #Nostr listens in awe.
Witness the wisdom!


