bro - i earned this!

Me hitting that high C at the Miami Beefsteak.

something like that.

Simple test for if you should eat something: Do dogs gather ‘round when you’re preparing it?

our time will come.

i just need a free subscription to your onlyfans.

i don’t mind it.

does this update come with swim trunks?

i thought for a moment that your dog was narrating his battle with heartburn.

but then i realized that it was you and this is a picture of a cute doggie.

good luck, sir.

Christian Rock nostr is where it’s at.

LICK IT!!!

woot woot!

True Story:

I need to send a wire from my business bank account, but I have to “ENROLL” in the ability to send a wire.

However when I enroll, it denies me and tells me to go to a branch, which I did today, where I waited an hour for a banker. Who then they told me I had to re-enroll online, with them on the phone . . AT THE BRANCH! After which I may or may not be able to send a wire after 48 hours.

But I couldnt find the form in the app, so the banker offered to help direct me.

but then she just started going into my phone scrolling through open apps.

I just said, “you can’t go through my phone.” took it and left.

what the actual fuck?

If dealing with a bank doesn’t make you want to bitcoin, nothing will.

it’d be stellar.

Japan is one of my favorite places in the world.

one concern i have is that a main barrier to entry in Japan would be cost.

Where Uvita’s barrier was more about putting forth the effort to get there.

the difference is a conference filled with people that can afford to be there vs. one filled with people that really want to be there.

(obvs there is some overlap.)

Happy birthday sir.

I think bugs in Nostr should be called “Boogars”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWptPCY_uOw

chop haus

l lunch?

35 lb. plates ….. don’t get me started.

sometimes i wonder if giraffes taste like bananas.

Pubkey is a bitcoin bar in NYC.

come drink with us sometime.