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awayslice
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Beefsteak CEO and stuff. Charming as heck. Mid-brow. You can and should ask me cooking questions.

having a booger in your nose doesn’t make a person a slob. it happens to everyone.

with that said, if u can’t/won’t do a stranger a solid - you’re not my people.

and that’s ok.

not many are.

fwiw - if i catch u with a boog hangin’ - ima tell u.

Sometimes I pick my nose and put a huge booger right at the edge of my nostril and walk around bitcoin events.

If you don’t tell me about it, i instantly don’t like you.

U gotta be there for a brother, even in hard times.

I have a solution to the “Incel” (involuntary celebate) problem plaguing the west.

If you know an incel, simply ask them to have sex with you.

if they say yes, fuck them.

if they say no, then it’s no longer involuntary and we can all get on with our lives.

real talk: why do people own chihuahuas?