“Dad you’ve been staring that same screen for hours snap out of it we’re hungry what’s for dinner?”
Mmmmmm….. nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze block formation…..
https://ocean.xyz/blocktemplate https://v.nostr.build/vxPW.mp4 
til transactions are circles until they are crushed into squares so they can fit into a block
Braiins pool in disbelief
Luke Dashjr opening his talk by reading his PGP aloud is so on-brand it hurts.
They should just issue hot mics to everyone
nostr:note1t7duq935k3kfg5zzdazdrdxvgnt0h04jv26cew5n8xmgyve8vd7qln8gz8
nostr:note10xvcjnxc6rvsc3fexa29xcgq9uznt98a744nlw50g04wka3p69lqy3gaka
the audacity
tfw you think you’re tuning into a 1 hour long Bitcoin mining press conference, but end up with a daylong livestream complete with random video feed and hot microphones near people with no idea they’re on the livestream lmaooo
A world with Bitcoin hitting $1M in 2024 would be more chaotic than most can fathom. Your primary concern would be stacking food and ammunition.
Primal is impressive af on iOS, looking forward to checking it out on droid!
IYKYK 🎄
Could just be simple scripting and a canned list of response snippets put together. (But hey, call it AI and you could prolly go get a few million dollars of funding!)
Best non-medical birth control device + STD prevention ever invented; nobody wearing those ever had sex. 😅
good morning
Well, that's one way to test Nostr's resiliency against censorship / law enforcement...
Testing my own nostr relay. Please remain calm.
The 3-letter agencies may not care about the adult content you’re into via your anon account, but you might not want people who know you in real life (via your real-name accounts) to connect things? 