1) THEY’RE COMING FOR SELF-CUSTODY BITCOIN
2) THERE WILL BE A SHOCKINGLY HIGH NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO SUDDENLY LOSE ACCESS TO THEIR PRIVATE KEYS 🤷🏼♂️
CHOOSE YOUR NORMIE PARTNER WISELY, ANON. THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE. 
MINERS COMING OFF THE HALVING RUSH AND REALIZING THE RUNETARDS WON’T LAST 
THE REAL HALVING IS ALL THE COUPLES THAT SPLIT UP TONIGHT AFTER THE LADIES SEE ME STRUT INTO THE CLUB ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, SLOWLY PULL OFF MY WORK BACKPACK (WORN WITH BOTH STRAPS OVER SHOULDERS), THEN SET UP THIS CHICK MAGNET 
A BIT LATE FOR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS, BUT FOR NOW I'M RESOLVING TO NOT UPGRADE BITCOIN CORE ON ANY OF MY NODES BEYOND VERSION 26.0.0 (WHICH RELEASED IN DECEMBER 2023).
1) TOO MUCH FUCKERY BEING DISCUSSED FOR INCLUSION THESE DAYS IMO. I'M HERE FOR THE SOUND MONEY.
2) THE WORLD NEEDS OLD NODES ON THE NETWORK. 
OH LOOK MORE WAR THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE UNITED STATES, OVER THINGS IDGAF ABOUT BUT AM PAYING FOR ANYWAY. 
LIKE, IF YOU ARE GRUMPY RIGHT NOW AS A BITCOINER WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
BITCOIN HAS SURVIVED AND THRIVED FOR 15 YEARS, WE’RE ABOUT TO HIT THE 4TH HALVING, AND JUST ONE OF THEM IS WORTH MORE THAN A NICE CAR. 
HE SPOKE THE TRUTH AND ENRAGED THE UNPREPARED 
ACCURATE 
I BLAME DAN
I HEAR SAYLOR EATS SEED OILS
BITCOIN MINERS DOING Q2/3 PLANNING AFTER LOOKING AT THEIR SPREADSHEETS GOING INTO THE HALVING 
LIVE FOOTAGE OF ME BALLIN’ OUT OVER IN-FLIGHT WIFI DROPPING ZAPS ON NOSTR 
WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU HAVE 6.15 BITCOIN https://video.nostr.build/7d5b889f3451798c17a0781994d720e6b8c6d6b55c6f583a739089a874236da4.mp4
FIND AND SPEND MORE TIME AROUND THE PEOPLE IN YOUR WORLD WHO ARE GENUINELY POSITIVE. THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT “YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF THE 5 PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH” IS VERY REAL.